Seven Deadly Sins  

oralanalangel 40F
5 posts
11/7/2005 9:52 am

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Seven Deadly Sins


WRATH

1. Who did you last get angry with?
My ex.

2. What is your weapon of choice?
Psychology

3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?
Only in self-defense. . .

4. How about of the same sex?
Nah.

5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you?
The wife of an online friend. . . (friend, not lover)

6. What is your pet peeve?
Apologizing and then doing it again. . .

7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily?
The clock is still ticking for some of my grudges; I prefer closure or resolution.

SLOTH

1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a while?
20 mins of exercise

2. What is the latest you've ever woken up?
I slept for 12 hours once.

3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't?
People have died before I called back.

4. What is the last lame excuse you made?
I quit the excuses business.

5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through?
I don't watch commercials all the way through.

6. When was the last time you got a good workout?
2002

7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today?
zero

GLUTTONY

1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice?
Starbucks mocha frapuccino

2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat?
sashimi

3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event?
one fifth

4. Have you ever used a professional diet company?
24 Hour Fitness

5. Do you have an issue with your weight?
Sometimes my weight has an issue with my pants.

6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods?
wasabi, not chili

7. Have you ever looked at a small housepet or child and thought, "lunch"?
Too many bones. . .

LUST

1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)?
At least 45

2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)?
At least 38

3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation?
Chicks are overrated.

4. Have you "done it"?
This questionnaire came from live journal. . .

5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice?
The neck or ears. . .

6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute?
I've been mistaked for a prostitute. . .

7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy?
(sigh)

ENVY

1. What item (or person) of another's would you most want to have for your own?
Cancun

2. Who would you want to go on "Changing Rooms" ("Trading Spaces") with?
huh?

3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be?
Angelina Jolie

4. Have you ever been cheated on?
yes

5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own?
toned abs

6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself?
reserve

7. Private island or private yacht?
Jamaica

GREED

1. How many credit cards do you own?
two

2. What's your guilty pleasure store?
Lancome

3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it?
Italy

4. Would you rather be rich or famous?
Rich. . .

5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks?
No. . .

6. Have you ever stolen anything?
toys. . . Disneyland

7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive?
I prefer the whole album.

PRIDE

1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud of?
Moved cross-country by myself. . .

2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of?
They're always proud of me.

3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life?
Job satisfaction. . .

4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place?
I'm very competetive.

5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other contestants?
I like competition.

6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score?
No. . .

7. What did you do today that you're proud of?
insert sarcasm here

MillsShipsGayly 51M

11/7/2005 11:23 am

Great list.

I am going to borrow it ....

welcome to blogland baby


suckling 48M/35F
1 post
11/19/2005 6:51 pm

WRATH

1. Who did you last get angry with?
A member on AdultFriendFinder who wouldn't just come over and fuck me.

2. What is your weapon of choice?
Psycho Poetry and Prose.

3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?
With a car?

4. How about of the same sex?
With a car?

5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you?
My Priest and God is probably really pissed.

6. What is your pet peeve?
Why don't you ask them? (I have more than 1 pet.)

7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily?
I keep em until i feel I do not need them to feel good about myself anymore.

SLOTH

1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a while?
hit someone with my car

2. What is the latest you've ever woken up?
today?
3 times

GLUTTONY

1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice?
type o negative

2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat?
dark meat is more juicy and tender

3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event?
Well it depends how youre counting? I drank 24 beers in an evening, but threw up after 14, so does the original 14 keep as a running total. Or do you start from scratch after spillinearly or late, it depends on your perspective. Ive slept for about 24 hours (off and on) in the past. When I was feeling that getting up was no big prize.

3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't?
Are we talking alive or dead? hee hee (man or demon?)

4. What is the last lame excuse you made?
Youd have to ask the person I gave the excuse to in order to find out if it was lame or not. I did blame the cats for peeing on me one time....(when i was little), ok it was yesterday, so what

5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through?
You know.....I have out of sheer laziness, then a certain masochistic
curiousity developed. "How far can I go on watching this?"

6. When was the last time you got a good workout?
In the middle of a dream....you see there was this island.. and girls, I was the only man.....it was horrible, woo hoohoo, sobs, sigh.

7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock g the contents?

4. Have you ever used a professional diet company?
Maybe their literature, during a camping trip or something.

5. Do you have an issue with your weight?
I would like to be about a pound bigger in my pants.

6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods?
yes

7. Have you ever looked at a small housepet or child and thought, "lunch"?
Yes, sometimes I forget to feed my cats, then they give me the look and I think, oh yeah its time for your lunch....sorry

LUST

1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)?
Are you accusing me of being a peeping tom? Why what have you heard?

2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)?
What if you are fucking your physician?

3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation?
What the hell are you insinuating.

4. Have you "done it"?
No, im almost done.

5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice?
The brain, then the pussy

6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute?
Well that would be a switch.

7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy?
(sigh, oh dont bring that up again....just kidding

ENVY

1. What item (or person) of another's would you most want to have for your own?
Their woman and their money

2. Who would you want to go on "Changing Rooms" ("Trading Spaces") with?
Womens locker room

3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be?
My sons brother

4. Have you ever been cheated on?
yes

5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own?
A cock as long as my arm and twice as thick, youd die at the end of my iron dick?

6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself?
Patience.

7. Private island or private yacht?
Private Island, then I wouldnt need to go anywhere.

GREED

1. How many credit cards do you own?
They own me.

2. What's your guilty pleasure store?
Adult shop.

3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it?
I would make lots more.

4. Would you rather be rich or famous?
Id like to be famous for being rich or rich for being so famous. No actually, I would like to be famous for being a giving person. Then people would love you and give you whatever you needed.

5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks?
Hell yes. I have a boring job now and make crap.

6. Have you ever stolen anything?
When I was a young punk I used to make a candy belt in the store. The big prize was the sugar loaf barrel on the way out, right in the open. That was pure status symbol to me and my brother and cousin.

7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive?
All the bands suck except for Iron Maiden, and I have a new computer havent gotten around to any yet.

PRIDE

1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud of?

Conceived a child.

2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of?
They're always proud of me.

3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life?
World Monarchy

4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place?
I never do. Its always last.

5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other contestants?
Now you're gettin it.

6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score?
Whenever we try to make ourselves look good, thats what we are doing.

7. What did you do today that you're proud of?
I made someone else do all the work writing this blog, then I copied and embellished.

Liked the inspiration you gave me to post like a smartass oralanalangel, keep up the good work.


rm_goddess1946 106F
13518 posts
11/23/2005 11:50 am

Applause to you! I'm proud of you too!
So many questions! So little time to answer today!

I gotta cook a turkeeeeeee and fix fixin's !
Welcome to Blogland! {=}

Just a little food for thought.............
If you really want to be happy, nobody can stop you...
{=}


riderhdguy 66M

11/26/2005 10:04 am

Loved your blog, and the story was hot, you can watch TV with me any time, but would have to be at least 18. Rob


rm_holdon221 51M
1 post
12/30/2005 11:47 am

Very cool blog entry.
Thanks for sharing.


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