Two Deaf Lads  

oraladventure05 51M
58 posts
8/15/2006 5:01 pm

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8/29/2006 7:46 pm

Two Deaf Lads


Bill and Ted walk into a bar, both are deaf but fantastic Lip readers...
Bill tells ted you find seats and ill get the beer.
Bill asks the bar man for TWO PINTS OF LAGER PLEASE... barmans serves hims an asks for £20
Bill protests £20 FOR TWO PINTS OF BEER????? THATS BLOODY EXPENSIVVE!
Barman explains that theres a band playin tonight.
OH GOOD SAYS BILL A BAND! IS IT A JAZZ BAND
no says barman
IS IT A ROCK BAND???? ASKS BILL
no says the barman
IS IT A BLUES BAND???ASKS BILL
no says the barman its country and western.

Bill brings the pints to ted and comments that the drink was £20.

Ted protests £20 FOR TWO PINTS OF BEER????? THATS BLOODY EXPENSIVVE!
Bill explains that theres a band playin tonight.
OH GOOD SAYS ted A BAND! IS IT A JAZZ BAND
no says Bill
IS IT A ROCK BAND???? ASKS Ted
no says Bill
IS IT A BLUES BAND???ASKS Ted
no says the Bill its some cunt from wexford

rm_PurryKitty2 48M/49F
9753 posts
8/15/2006 5:52 pm

LOL!

Purry {=}

Purry


amber3471 45F

8/16/2006 2:02 am

heard this before but still makes me laugh

Axx


oraladventure05 51M

8/16/2006 5:07 pm

ahh ambs when ya been around as long as you is nothing new under the sun..........., well your warmth was new to me and thanks for it

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oral


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