What's in a name?  

onethickdick8 51M
10 posts
9/5/2006 4:51 am

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9/10/2006 3:47 pm

What's in a name?


I've been thinking about how little thought I put into my handle here. I'm usually more clever than I was when I decided to call myself 'onethickdick'. What was I thinking?

I'll bet that a handle is one of the most important aspects of an online profile. I've saddled myself with a moniker that can be twisted way out of proportion. I considered signing up again with another name but I think that in the end it would be somewhat deceptive to other members, and that's just not the way I am. Lets start from the back and work our way to the front:

'dick' refers to my body part... my member... my taliwacker etc. NOT my disposition. I myself am not a 'Dick'. I'm not rude, insensitive or self-centered. Although I must admit I've been called one on the odd occasion, it's not the term that's usually used to describe me as a person. Nor is my real name....Richard.

Second, 'thick' is not a reference to my gray matter. I'm not an dumbass. I've never taken an IQ test (and my Mensa invitation was probably lost in the mail)... but I'm not an idiot. The term thick refers to the girth of my 'dick'.

And lastly, yes, I'm blessed with only 'one' dick. More than that and I never would have made it through my 20's. Considering how many times back then that I let the brain in my pecker out-think the one in my noggin. If I'd been born with more than one dick I probably would have gotten into some situations that would have got me killed.

So if you saw my handle and thought to yourself, “This guy is a stupid jerk with only one dick” think again.



angelofmercy5 58F
17881 posts
9/5/2006 5:26 am

You are too funny! But the explanation was great. Why don't you stop by LAST CAMPFIRE OF THE SUMMER! And at least say "hi" so we know you're there.


Damn_Dilemma 49F

9/5/2006 9:49 am

I said this once before in a chatroom forum to you and others that this is a sex site and most people who sign up think that the handle they need to use should be sexually associated but at the end of the day, You are a human being like everyone else with a brain and common sense to know how to treat people. The name means nothing, its your real name thats important and who you are that makes the person. If you not cofortable with the name, without having to sign up for a different handle you can approach AdultFriendFinder through Help / Contact to have a name change that suits your personality better if you so wish. Thats only my opinion.
Take care and do what you feel is best for you not what others expect of you! {=}


Damn_Dilemma 49F

9/5/2006 9:50 am

I said this once before in a chatroom forum to you and others that this is a sex site and most people who sign up think that the handle they need to use should be sexually associated but at the end of the day, You are a human being like everyone else with a brain and common sense to know how to treat people. The name means nothing, its your real name thats important and who you are that makes the person. If you not comfortable with the name, without having to sign up for a different handle you can approach AdultFriendFinder through Help / Contact to have a name change that suits your personality better if you so wish. Thats only my opinion.
Take care and do what you feel is best for you not what others expect of you! {=}


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