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The Sign of Cancer -crab
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Jul 3, 2010 8:22 am
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I went to the beach yesterday. As I strolled along, I found a plastic red cup thrown in the sea grass. I picked it up to throw it away and found a tiny crab in the cup not larger than my thumbnail. I showed it to my friend and we both thought that it was cute and I set it free along the shore. After a few minutes I felt something on my foot, it was the tiny crab. I mentioned to my friend that if you set something free and it comes back to you it truly loves you...we both laughed and I nudged it away but it came running back and hid under my foot. I pushed it back to the shore and didn't give it much thought and went back to my chair to enjoy the sunset. A few moments later as I laid their with my eyes closed I felt something on my arm. I flung it off thinking it was an ant. My friend said it was too large to have been an ant since he had gotten a glimpse of it. We then realized that the tiny crab had crawled up my beach chair and was what was on my arm.
I thought about this more after I got home since it was odd even for me...some mentioned it was astrologically the sign of the crab now ...and I also remembered it was my brother's birthday on the 4th of July...he passed away a few years ago...It was a nice thought to think it was him coming to say hello.
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"RENT" the movie and hurricane Alex
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Jun 30, 2010 10:28 am
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My day off and Plan A was for a close friend to drop by to hang out and for me to hit the beach. He canceled due to a heavy duty dental problem and Alex is trying to rain on my parade today. Plan B watch RENT on tv. I hadn't known what it was about but it seemed to have been talked about a lot in the past. The coolest movie! If you're into love with a capital "L" and friendship...watch it.
While watching...was chatting on Adult FriendFinder. The discussion of shopping for the "whole package" at this dent and scratch store of online dating came up. Are dented, scratched, broken or previously opened still good? RENT was about the dented, scratched, broken and previously opened people. They need love too and to not push love away... it will be all we have to take with us in the end. Even smack ramen noodles for 15 cents aren't that bad as a snack if you sprinkle some accent on them after you smashed them up in the package.
Hey the sun just broke through the clouds...back to thinking about Plan A.
The whole package...may be hard to find...but don't discount the ones that seem a little less than perfect even if it is stuck up someone's ass. Have a beer today for me...
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60s and love the one your with...
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Jun 28, 2010 4:49 am
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Been having so many thoughts lately that there isn't enough time to write them down. It reminded me that I can't remember much lately even the guys I date. This thought then took me to the song by Crosby Stills Nash and Young...with the words..."Love the one your with"...in the 60s it was more about opportunity....but now in 2010s..it is more about I can't remember who it was that I was with before...so why not love the one I'm with right now as if there is no one else since I can't remember the others anyway.
It would be simple if we could just use a clapper to solve this problem...but can't find it either..to turn it on.
Off to wander and try to find my memory....
where did I leave my pants...
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Danger ...submerged groin
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Jun 22, 2010 7:42 pm
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Had to share this sign that I saw at the beach the other day...thought some of you might get a smile out of it as well...I've heard all of the watermelon...mack truck...man's head jokes....but this would have been original...referring to my stretching capabilities...
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The Glory Lily and fisting
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Jun 10, 2010 4:28 am
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The Glory Lily is by far my favorite flower. A few years ago a vine started to grow in my backyard. I let it grow to see what it would be...it was a glory lily. I figured it was brought there by a squirrel but I like to think it was a gift from the universe as all beautiful things are. It was so unique I had to ask all my gardening friends and look it up on the internet to know its name. In the spring they bloom in my front (where they too just popped up one year) in September they bloom in my backyard. This is a picture I took a few weeks ago in my front yard.
When I was thinking about what I wanted to write about this morning...I thought about this flower but I asked myself how could this ever be interesting to this group of people (not wanting to put you in a restrictive box - but hey - a sex site and flowers). As I examined the reasons I liked it and I like fisting, I started to see so many similarities that I would share them.
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Uniqueness of the flower and fisting...both are hard to find ...sure you can find a glory lily in a flower shop..and find fisting in the extreme areas of the net but to just come across it on the regular routine of the day is unusual.
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Openness of the flower and fisting....both require an openness of being vulnerable in many ways. The obvious is the stretching that is required to even do this at all without hurting yourself but thinking a bit more deeper it is being open to the opinions for enjoying something off the beaten path. If you notice, the flower is upside down. Leaving its most important parts, piston and stamen unprotected and open to outside sources that could harm it.
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Intensity of the flower and fisting...the red hot and yellow colors of the glory lily are truly intense almost as if it was a fire burning. Fisting brings intense feeling and passion with it a beauty that can be discovered when taking it as far as you can go.
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Fragileness of the flower and fisting...the most common place you will find this flower is in a greenhouse environment (which always makes me in awe since it just randomly popped up in my backyard). It requires perfect conditions to want to bloom. Fisting requires a delicate balance which so many would be surprised exists since it seems so brutal but you have to remember at all times what you are doing can cause harm if not done correctly 100% of the time.
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Creative exploration of the flower and fisting...this one probably has more to do with me than the flower since the way I found the flower was by leaving myself open to anything that could spontaneously happening in my yard. Some are so detailed in their gardening that they pass up beautiful opportunities like this flower popping up. Its hard to experience the unusual if you continue to block the possibilities. Same with fisting it was an exploration that wasn't expected or planned but became one of the most important and enjoyable experiences in my life.
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Pyscho
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Jun 7, 2010 4:41 pm
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I heard this song "Pyscho" by Puddle of Mudd and the "I'm the One" caught my attention...ah yes all the women on here are glassy eyed dreaming of the one...that has his act together...(you would think after 50 years they would)
So...I looked up the lyrics since I already thought the song was quite catchy. After reading the first couple lines...I thought of Adult FriendFinder ....aaahhhh yes aren't we all a bit of a schizophrenic psycho on here.
I did really like the verses...they did remind me of when I was young...I was a real wild child to say the least...and there were a few magical times waking up in someone's backyard on the lawn...the great ole days.
As I got a message from a fellow frequent flyer here on Adult FriendFinder asking to meet today...I thought ..I've worked all day..and I'm tired...but hey..this guy lives about 30 to 45 minutes away and if he makes the effort to come this far..why not. We set up a time within the hour...I give him directions and he also has mapquest. I get a text minutes before we were to meet...he took the wrong exit and is now 20 minutes away (in the wrong direction) and in rush hour traffic. He says he is screwed and "1 red flag"...I say..yeah you got screwed in Tampa...and that's 3 red flags...but I immediately again thought of this song...and the you're the paranoid flake-o rang in my mind...and I smiled...Life is good...
So I went and sat on the dock at the river where I was to meet ..and a man with fishing supplies and a net walks up to me and asks...have I seen any crabs..I smiled again..thinking to myself...what an appropriate question...of course he meant the kind you eat...he then said..looks like you're just relaxing...and I say...yep...he could tell that I was wanting to spend some alone time with myself...with my short ..but friendly...answers....he then said..well have a nice time. I smiled..and said..thanks..I will. ...as I thought...of the flack-o
and winning again.
"PYSCHO"
Maybe I'm the one
Maybe I'm the one who is the schizophrenic psycho (yeah)
[Verse 1]
She lays down on the fresh lawn
She can make everything magical
But she tied one on big time
And it makes me wanna rewind
To back in the days when we were young
When everything was like a loaded gun
Ready to go off at any minute
And you know we're gonna win again (yeah) [x3]
[Chorus:]
Maybe I'm the one
Maybe I'm the one who is the schizophrenic psycho (yeah)
Maybe I'm the one
Maybe I'm the one who is the paranoid Flake-oh
[Verse 2]
She lays down on the sidewalk
Never very analytical
She is something simply beautiful
Re-appear when you feel magical
To back in the days when we were young
When everything was like a loaded gun
Ready to go off at any minute
Yeah you know we're gonna win again
[Chorus]
You're the one, you're the one who is the schizophrenic psycho [3x]
Back in the days when we were young
When everything was like a loaded gun
Ready to go off at any minute
And you know we're gonna win again
[Chorus]
You're the one, you're the one who is the schizophrenic psycho!+
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Juggling Balls
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May 31, 2010 8:24 pm
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One of the final deal breakers for me in dating is the juggling of too many balls. I love having a balanced life and why would I want to upset that with balls rolling all over the place. There are several type of jugglers...
1. playa juggler...the one who has sex with as many as they can ultimately ending in a "tiger" episode causing all the balls to get kicked or hit with a golf club.
2. family/friend juggler... the one who has so many bar friends, activities or they are from a family that dates their cousins (can anyone say JERRY JERRY JERRY). These are the ones you find on facebook that have a farmville and play poker daily.
3. time juggler...this is the one that thinks there are 48 hours in a day and schedule their day based upon this idea. They will say that they will be there at 1 and never show or they will call in 20 minutes and you will not have heard from them in 5 hours. Buy this one a watch as a goodbye present.
4. dejavu juggler..they are the ones that when you change your pictures or profile they will contact you again not realizing that you are the one they had sex with last week when they were a playa or time juggler and you blocked them.
5. cell phone juggler...they are the ones that have their cell ringing or texting constantly when you are with them but they dont answer and when you call them the next day they dont answer your call immediately either.
I'm sure you have more...these are the ones I thought of in 5 minutes..gotta have beer goggles on to like a juggler. I guess this is 6. the beer juggler..the one who drinks so much they don't remember what happened the night before and text you thinking they left their wallet at you place after they threw up.
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Dating Site Fetish
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May 30, 2010 9:35 pm
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A friend of mine said that he was really concerned about his friend because his friend had to get on dating sites everyday. I told him that maybe it was just a hobby and he said no he meets women all the time just for sex and has no intention of seeing them again. I was touched by my friend's solid belief in relationships but I also knew that there would be nothing to change that guy's behavior. It is a major red flag when a guy is like this not only does he have commitment fear of relationships but it opens him and everyone that has sex with him to diseases. The fear of commitment is hidden behind his locker room mentality that he is just after sex. I hear from men every day how they are lonely and they don't realize it is because of their slutty behavior. Relationships are time consuming and fulfilling and this is hampered when they spend their time going after just humping it. I'll edit this post if anything happens with his friend.
Even out of the dirty and hardness of a destructive landscape life can grow.
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Red Flags to White Flags
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May 29, 2010 5:20 am
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I'm sure everyone is on here for their own specific reasons..you have your wanna be porn stars (the ones that get on cam hoping to have a 1000 watchers) the Adult FriendFinder traveler (the ones that will contact you from across the world hoping in their dreams to meet) the phone collector (the ones that collect numbers they get your number only to call and call and never meet) the serial dater (we all know the coworker that goes out every night from someone they met online) the bouncer (they bounce on and offline whenever their SO sounds like they are coming in the room) the midnight writer (gets online after midnight when the SO has fallen asleep to search for excitement) etc etc etc...
With all these variations, you would think that you could find a person who really wants to meet...will meet at the designated time ...will call when they say...and will meet again and again. I'm mean hey...how hard could it be to have great sex with a special person...yeah yeah...I know I'm wanting something very specific. Then why is this so difficult....after cleverly noticing all the red flags only to be hit by the red paintball flag in the back of the head...game over...WHITE FLAG.
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