Still No Fuck Bud  

oldschoolmetal 48M
22 posts
5/26/2005 5:05 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Still No Fuck Bud

This is sad. It's 8 am and I'm horny beyond words. This is my second month here and I'm really starting to wonder if I made the right decision. I'm not deformed--no, really--but as my profile says, at the most I'm cute. And that's probably on a really good day. What's sad is that I'm always prepared; I'm a fanatic about personal hygiene and even wash my boys before engagind in any kind of sexual activity. I even do the whole manscaping thing. I use deoderant, practice safe sex, and have breath mints on me at all times.
So why can't I get laid here?
On a side note, I thought it interesting that there were no comments to my last entry (maybe that's my problem. Ha.). I usually get a comment or two, but none yet. I probably repulsed a few people. Hey, it's the truth. I'm not too concerned though; this is my first blogging experience, and it's kind of like self-therapy. Not to mention my typing speed is going up.

DirtyLilSecret66 55F

6/2/2005 7:01 am

Stay - it's warm inside here. Blog to your heart's content and I'll challenge you to a typing test.

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