Dick Pic on Post  

oldschoolmetal 47M
22 posts
5/18/2005 10:10 am

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Dick Pic on Post

Ok, so I've gotten a few women to look at my profile. I still haven't included a pic, but on the advise of others here (and thanks), I'll try to get creative. Should I put a pic of my schlong? Do women really look at those and go, "hmm...yummy." It wouldn't surprise me, considering I've looked at boob pics and said the same thing. But y'know, I'm kinda bashful like that, and I honestly have no idear (it's pronounced that way here in Jacksonville, y'all) how big my partner is. I've been tempted, but the results can be disastrous. Either I'd go shoot myself in the face or become a masked crime fighter who uses his penis as a club. So...I hesitate.
But seriously, I've never had any complaints, but who can say that the women I've been with have been truthful. Then again, I've never asked, "do you ever wish I were packin' more?" Once again, the answer could prove disastrous.
Now if only I can get some women to respond. Maybe I should edit my profile and change my "average" penis to "donkey-like."

DirtyLilSecret66 55F

5/18/2005 11:42 am

No no no no no ... we don't want Donkey Kong ... we want whatever you have. However, I think you should put a pic on your profile of YOUR chest. I mean you like looking at a woman's chest, right? So - fair is fair!


oldschoolmetal 47M

5/19/2005 3:12 am

Thanks for the advice. If I can overcome my modesty, I'll do that.

DirtyLilSecret61 55F

7/14/2005 2:11 pm

(whispers into your ear) Have you overCUM that modesty yet? Any photo of you would be fantastic ... well ok there might be one or two that I really don't need to see.

Hmmm perhaps I should just see you in person instead. Whaddya think?


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