YOU WILL BE SAVED  

oldman1776 78M
2175 posts
3/28/2006 12:09 am

Last Read:
6/5/2006 10:26 am

YOU WILL BE SAVED

The truth can now be told. I am really Pope Clark And I am here to save you from the evils of blogland.

Just look around and you will see the evil and the sin's that go on in blogland.

I will give you some examples of what I will save you from.

first the women. Who would flaunt there body's like this but sinners.

Just look at these naked Lady's It's a sin. I tell you a sin.

LyonessJerseygem70[blog Jerseygem70]

And look at these tits and ass's and body's. All
are sins. Terrible sins.

rsp54[blog rsp54]womanoirishwomanoirish
kelli4u2dew[blog kelli4u2dew]starlight_runnerstarlight_runnerdaisy_lincolnBct2Esi[blog Bct2Esi]

And the men are just as bad showing every thing they have to try and get some pussy.

norprin5norprin5
Wordsmith2004
methodman1000methodman1000Goldmember_24ktGoldmember_24kt

You all need saved I tell you. You are a bunch of sinners,and this is not the worst of it.

There is one among you that has written his own bible and called it Blogible and that person is
keithcancook AKA Brother Keithcanpreachtoo He will deny this violently and say there is no proof.

He has his followers do his evil deeds for him and I will expose them for what they are. first there is saintlianna Saintlianna Is any thing but a saint she is Brother Keith's main follower she even posted excerpt froom his Blogible [post 245820] how could she do such a thing.

And then to raise money for his church he has one of his followers DaphneR Try and sell a phony cheese sandwich on ebay It A Miracle! how could he use women like that to gain riches for him self.

But I am here to save you all from all of this and I am Pope Clark and my chuch is called The Church of no sins. There will be no men in my Church only the poor miss guided women of Blogland,where sex will not be a sin and Pope Clark will not be celibate.

So all the woman of blogland follow me to the land of guilt free sex. Follow me to Sexland.

REMEMBER IF YOU WAKE UP ITS A GOOD DAY


mm0206 68F
7767 posts
3/28/2006 4:06 pm

jeeez I need to convert immediately....

can you help me? what do I need to do to become a member??

....giggles

are you feeling better... I should check you myself.....
...m.


OboesHonedIambs 62F

3/28/2006 5:00 pm

Nice pope! Glad you're feeling better.

Instant Human -- Just Add Coffee


oldude1946 70M

3/28/2006 5:01 pm

Come on man do ya need a helper


rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
3/28/2006 5:12 pm

Oh small foolish one, so confused in his thinking. I am not one of his followers, no. He follows Me. If you are still confused as to who I am, ask Timberwolf, he will tell you all about Me. I am One but I am Many. You and your pitiful bretheren have no power over Me, I am the Mother of Serpents.

Have a nice day!


rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
3/28/2006 5:41 pm

Ooooo....I wonder if I can make some Pope Clark french toast.

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.


kyplowboy22 61M

3/28/2006 6:08 pm

That musta been one HELLUVA fever you had there, Oldman. ROFLMAO

kpb


rm_1hotwahine 62F
21091 posts
3/28/2006 7:10 pm

Typical smutty cleric, will do anything to post nudie pix...

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]


angelofmercy5 58F
17881 posts
3/28/2006 7:29 pm

What did you take for that fever????? We all need some of that!


rm_DarknStar 54F
2823 posts
3/28/2006 9:19 pm

LOL.....Pope Clark!.....


madoldman1776 78M
23 posts
3/28/2006 11:21 pm

Now this I bull shit an old ass trying to be Pope so he can get some pussy.


womanoirish 53F

3/28/2006 11:32 pm

All hail the power of Pope Clark's Name!
Let Clark's AngelsDaphneRrsp54womanoirishJerseygem70kelli4u2dewBct2EsiDaisy_Lincoln prostate fall;

norprin5norprin5 will bring forth the royal ben wah balls, and crown Him Pope of all.
Wordsmith2004 will bring forth the royal cock-n-balls, and crown Him Pope of all.

Let Mistress
LyonessSeraph tune his lyre, and as she tunes it, fall
On to His face and her choir DaphneRrsp54Jerseygem70kelli4u2dewBct2EsiDaisy_Lincoln , sings “crown Clark Pope of all BlogLand.”

Crown Him, ye morning stars of light, Saintlianna[blog Saintlianna], who fixed this floating BlogLand ball;

Now hail the strength of methodman1000methodman1000’s mighty cock, and crown Clark Pope of all.

Crown Him, ye martyrs of your BlogGod
keithcancook, who from his blog-altar fall;

Extol the Stem of Goldmember_24ktGoldmember_24kt’s Rod, and crown Clark Pope of all.

O that, with yonder sacred thong of starlight_runner[photo starlight_runner], we at His feet may fall,

Join in the everlasting song all BlogLand, and crown Clark Pope of all,
Join in the everlasting song all BlogLand, and crown Clark Pope of all!


crazygurl2xx 56F

3/29/2006 12:05 am

i see you are feeling better...good! (or is that fever and you're hallucinating?)


timberwolf6972 44M

3/29/2006 3:57 am

    Quoting rm_saintlianna:
    Oh small foolish one, so confused in his thinking. I am not one of his followers, no. He follows Me. If you are still confused as to who I am, ask Timberwolf, he will tell you all about Me. I am One but I am Many. You and your pitiful bretheren have no power over Me, I am the Mother of Serpents.

    Have a nice day!
Believe her OldMan! She has horns and a pointy tail that she threatened to poke my eyes out with if I didn't show her how I could breath through my ears! I was violated bySatanLianna!


oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
3/29/2006 9:19 am

    Quoting mm0206:
    jeeez I need to convert immediately....

    can you help me? what do I need to do to become a member??

    ....giggles

    are you feeling better... I should check you myself.....
    ...m.
Sweetheart just come on over to the Temple and I will convert you.

You can come over and check me out anytime you want dear.


oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
3/29/2006 11:08 am

Thanks. I feel fine now.


oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
3/29/2006 11:10 am

    Quoting oldude1946:
    Come on man do ya need a helper
I think your right. I may need some cardinals to help me out. Your first in line.


oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
3/29/2006 11:13 am

    Quoting rm_saintlianna:
    Oh small foolish one, so confused in his thinking. I am not one of his followers, no. He follows Me. If you are still confused as to who I am, ask Timberwolf, he will tell you all about Me. I am One but I am Many. You and your pitiful bretheren have no power over Me, I am the Mother of Serpents.

    Have a nice day!
Saint I have not fear of you or your many.

I have great powers of my own that will protect me and my followers.


oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
3/29/2006 11:20 am

    Quoting rm_DaphneR:
    Ooooo....I wonder if I can make some Pope Clark french toast.
Bet you can and you will get more for it on ebay than a cheese sandwich.


oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
3/29/2006 11:25 am

    Quoting kyplowboy22:
    That musta been one HELLUVA fever you had there, Oldman. ROFLMAO

    kpb
Yea I think I fried my brain.


oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
3/29/2006 11:31 am

    Quoting rm_1hotwahine:
    Typical smutty cleric, will do anything to post nudie pix...
You will burn in hess for comments about the pope.

You must be one of Brother Keithcanpreachtoo's followers.


NSAAddict 42F

3/29/2006 12:36 pm

Sign me up Pope, this sounds like a religion I could really get behind


rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
3/29/2006 1:55 pm

    Quoting travelingintexas:
    Saint I knew it! The rumors are true.... "You are one and you are many!" You DO have 78 alter egos! I just knew it LMAO Where do you find the time sister?

    Trav

Who are you to question Us.......We have all of Eternity. We have always existed. We were ancient when your father's father was nothing but an unformed molecule of flesh and blood.


rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
3/29/2006 1:59 pm

    Quoting oldman1776:
    Saint I have not fear of you or your many.

    I have great powers of my own that will protect me and my followers.
We shall see.....


oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
3/29/2006 2:30 pm

    Quoting angelofmercy5:
    What did you take for that fever????? We all need some of that!
It was good stuff but,I only have enough for the people in my church. So you have to be a follower to get any.


oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
3/29/2006 2:37 pm

    Quoting travelingintexas:
    Saint I knew it! The rumors are true.... "You are one and you are many!" You DO have 78 alter egos! I just knew it LMAO Where do you find the time sister?

    Trav

Very true Saint does have many alter egos but I shall prevail.


oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
3/29/2006 2:40 pm

    Quoting BigGirlzRSweet:
    How cute! LOL! I love it! Pope Clark... (shakes head)
Thank you dear the church is always open to new members.


oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
3/29/2006 2:45 pm

    Quoting rm_mzhunyhole:
    I want to join..lets have sex..all we want and never worry what the hell anybody thinks..Amen!
Sweetheart you are the fist member. You will be the first lady of the Church of sex.


oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
3/29/2006 2:50 pm

That is me and there is always room for more in the church.


oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
3/29/2006 2:53 pm

    Quoting madoldman1776:
    Now this I bull shit an old ass trying to be Pope so he can get some pussy.
A none believer why don't you go suck eggs.


oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
3/29/2006 3:04 pm

I can see that I already have an advertising executive.


oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
3/29/2006 3:10 pm

    Quoting crazygurl2xx:
    i see you are feeling better...good! (or is that fever and you're hallucinating?)
I see you are another none believer but you will see in the end.


oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
3/29/2006 3:17 pm

    Quoting timberwolf6972:
    Believe her OldMan! She has horns and a pointy tail that she threatened to poke my eyes out with if I didn't show her how I could breath through my ears! I was violated bySatanLianna!
[color red I fear her not for I have been for all time. I have rid the earth of worse than her. I shall prevail.


oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
3/29/2006 3:21 pm

    Quoting NSAAddict:
    Sign me up Pope, this sounds like a religion I could really get behind
You are in my dear. I'm sure I can find an appropriate position in the church for you.


rm_Kissmystuff 61F
1435 posts
3/29/2006 4:12 pm

Now this is one religion and church I could actually agree with. I'll even become one of the faithful sisters of the church.
Which means I will help to baptize the men in the sacrament of sex.

Can I get an AMEN!

kiss

Kiss


Sorceror07 54M

3/29/2006 4:42 pm

glad you're feeling better... and um... sorry about this...but, blame TRAV!! How TRAV made good his escape... part 5 "eve of the showdown"

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
3/29/2006 7:10 pm

You poor lost soual. You will be left with nothing but you alter egos.


oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
3/29/2006 7:22 pm

    Quoting rm_Kissmystuff:
    Now this is one religion and church I could actually agree with. I'll even become one of the faithful sisters of the church.
    Which means I will help to baptize the men in the sacrament of sex.

    Can I get an AMEN!

    kiss
AMEN You are welcome in the church of guilt free sex. You will make a fine sister


oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
3/29/2006 7:26 pm

I feel fine now and I'll go check it uot.


norprin5 55M

3/29/2006 7:27 pm

*nor shuffles in bearing a velvet cushion*

yer, Papal Ben-Wa balls, yer Grace

*shuffles out*

King Nor XVIII


LustyTaurus 48M  
21253 posts
3/29/2006 9:17 pm

I've been converted..praise be to thee who leadeth me to guilt free sex!!

lustytaurus


oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
3/29/2006 9:51 pm

    Quoting norprin5:
    *nor shuffles in bearing a velvet cushion*

    yer, Papal Ben-Wa balls, yer Grace

    *shuffles out*
Thank you you will be well rewarded.


oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
3/29/2006 9:55 pm

I do need some bishops and you will be notified.


jadedbabe78 105F

3/30/2006 12:02 am

Ummm...what the hell?? lol

Ok, I just felt like saying hell....I'm going to hell now, lol.


rm_metalmama69 42F
3878 posts
3/30/2006 7:29 am

I walk in and POOF! the place turns to dust


papyrina 50F
21133 posts
3/30/2006 9:29 am

happily wiggles butt in front of his higness


I'm a

and
i'm here to stay


oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
3/30/2006 11:28 am

    Quoting jadedbabe78:
    Ummm...what the hell?? lol

    Ok, I just felt like saying hell....I'm going to hell now, lol.
There is no need to go to hell follow the pope and join the Church of sin free sex for we have no hell.


oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
3/30/2006 11:31 am

    Quoting sexydisaster30:
    I am just stopping by to tell you that I woke up today.......
Glad to here it. Waking up is a good thing makes the day so much better.


oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
3/30/2006 11:37 am

I t will never turn to dust


oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
3/30/2006 11:42 am

    Quoting papyrina:
    happily wiggles butt in front of his higness
If you wiggle that butt in front of the pope you are sure to become the mother superior


keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
3/30/2006 2:14 pm

All females eh? Y'all will definately need some bacon in the mix. This religion does accept wild swine, does it not?

^ . . ^

( @ )

pigcancook


keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
3/30/2006 2:16 pm

    Quoting rm_1hotwahine:
    Typical smutty cleric, will do anything to post nudie pix...
LMAO!


TabithaElectra79 37F

3/31/2006 1:35 am

I'm not Catholic


bardicman 50M

3/31/2006 2:26 am

Woohooo...



I am not dead yet


oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
3/31/2006 7:22 pm

    Quoting keithcancook:
    All females eh? Y'all will definately need some bacon in the mix. This religion does accept wild swine, does it not?

    ^ . . ^

    ( @ )

    pigcancook

Keith.. You bet pigcancook is more than welcome.

I would invite you but you would probably smuggle in Brother Keithcanpreachtoo.


oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
3/31/2006 7:24 pm

You are more than welcome to join dear.


oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
3/31/2006 7:26 pm

Nether am I dear. nether am I.


oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
3/31/2006 7:34 pm

Bard. I'm looking for a few good men. I would be honored to have you in the fold.


bardicman 50M

3/31/2006 8:21 pm

HEAL ME !!!!



I am not dead yet


BenefitsFriend69 57M/60F

4/3/2006 10:14 pm

Brilliant. Fucking brilliant. I have a new addition to my watched blog list.

The lord has bestowed a new speaker of the WORD to us sinners. Head I say, head!


showrunner 35M
1 post
4/10/2006 1:39 pm

add me too im showrunner


digdug41 49M

4/10/2006 7:57 pm

dam I'm late but fuck it, ya need any alter boys?

roaming the cyber streets of blogland


rm_herestill 56M

4/10/2006 8:04 pm

just my luck,I'm 10 days to late!


oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
4/13/2006 5:06 pm

Shit ain't know way you can be healed but I got room for the evil to.


oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
4/13/2006 5:08 pm

    Quoting nstantkarma:
    I'm not worthy...I'm not worthy....

    Psst...if this works for you let me know...

    K....
nstan. I can use some good men your in.


oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
4/13/2006 5:12 pm

    Quoting BenefitsFriend69:
    Brilliant. Fucking brilliant. I have a new addition to my watched blog list.

    The lord has bestowed a new speaker of the WORD to us sinners. Head I say, head!
BF I still coud use some good men if you able.


oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
4/13/2006 5:14 pm

No problem your in.


oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
4/13/2006 5:16 pm

    Quoting digdug41:
    dam I'm late but fuck it, ya need any alter boys?
Dig alter boy it is.


oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
4/13/2006 5:17 pm

Never to late to join your in


TTigerAtty 62M

6/2/2006 1:57 pm

I'm late to this. I'm a bit afraid of commenting lest I be struck down by lightening for blasphemy! I hope you have not offended any of our good Catholic friends! I am just shocked! I don't know whether to laugh or be offended! You do have some sinful members in your parish, your Holiness! I hope you are able to lead them down the straight and narrow!


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