TRAVELING MAN  

oldman1776 78M
2175 posts
2/3/2006 11:17 am

Last Read:
3/7/2006 10:43 am

TRAVELING MAN

There is a man they call travelingintexas
but he goes no where at all
he just sits in his hotel room
and stairs at four walls.

He's got hi self a computer
to look at naked girls
so off to AdultFriendFinder he went
just to give it a whirl.

So he signed up on this fair site
and a profile he did make
he new that it was a good one
that would make the women quake.

But he got not takers
the women did not cal
so he sat in his hotel room
playing with his balls.

One night he got an idea
at naked girls he would look
sure enough his little thing started rising
it only took one look.

He looked between his legs to see
and what he saw amazed him
my God its as big as a tree.

So he grabbed it with both hands
and up and down they flew
he beat it for so long
it turned all re,black and blue.

Then the pain it started God how the pain did grow
he knew he had to get rid of it
his nuts he had to blow.

The monster it grew bigger
the pain it got so bad
but the brave man would not give up
he gave it all he had.

Then the eruption started
like a volcano it did spew
the head of his dick blew off
all over the room his cum flew.

It broke the light in the ceiling
it splattered all over the walls
now he started screaming
he could be heard far down the hall.

They found him at his computer
with a smile a mile wide
there will be no more traveling
for that is how he died.

IF YOU WAKE UP ITS A GOOD DAY.


bardicman 50M

2/3/2006 2:39 pm

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!



I am not dead yet


onelittlesecret 33M
1579 posts
2/3/2006 3:44 pm

ROFLMAO!!!

LOLOLOL!


rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
2/3/2006 4:09 pm

ROFLROFLROFL!!!

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.


demonicsexkitten 41F
10671 posts
2/3/2006 5:21 pm

OMG!! hahahhahahahahhahah
this is toooooooooooo funny


rm_KnowStuff 56M
240 posts
2/3/2006 5:37 pm

Died alone

Died Smilin'!


oldemt47 69M

2/3/2006 8:04 pm

I am glade I only look and don't touch. Winky would be sade to go like that. LOL... No Motel Room for me.


caressmewell 53F

2/3/2006 9:37 pm

Grins..this is good!


TzarsAmuseChant 41M
2854 posts
2/3/2006 9:37 pm

too funny. just too damn funny


rm_1hotwahine 63F
21091 posts
2/3/2006 10:54 pm

Thanks a lot. I had just gotten that image out of my mind. Sigh...

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]


tillerbabe 56F

2/4/2006 2:02 am

I'm so very "gossed" out! LOL!


TabithaElectra79 38F

2/4/2006 4:09 am



Excellent!


rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
2/4/2006 1:59 pm

IF YOU WAKE UP ITS A GOOD DAY..........I gotta remember that.


oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
2/4/2006 6:08 pm

Trav...Glad you liked it I just couln't resist. LOL


oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
2/4/2006 6:08 pm

Bard...He deserved it.


oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
2/4/2006 6:09 pm

Daph...glad you got a laugh ot of it.


oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
2/4/2006 6:10 pm

Kitten...Glad you liked it.


oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
2/4/2006 6:11 pm

Know...Hell of a way to go alone and smileing.


oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
2/4/2006 6:13 pm

Old...I don't want to go like thet eather.


oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
2/4/2006 6:14 pm

Caress...Glad you liked it.


oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
2/4/2006 6:16 pm

Citizen...Thanks sir every one need to laugh now and then.


oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
2/4/2006 6:16 pm

1hot...Sorry dear but I had to do it.


oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
2/4/2006 6:18 pm

BGRS...glad you got a laugh out of it dear


oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
2/4/2006 6:20 pm

tiiler...aaahhh didn't mean to gross you out. But it was funny.


oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
2/4/2006 6:21 pm

Tabitha...Glad you liked it sweetie.


oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
2/4/2006 11:20 pm

Saint thats what I say when people ask how are you to day I say I woke up its a good day.


slidein2meplz 62F
1994 posts
2/4/2006 11:26 pm

LOL... oldman...in the words of KCC.. You Slay me. this was hilarious.

~~~ Just me, poppin to say HI! ~~


kyplowboy22 61M

2/5/2006 6:23 am

That'll teach 'im, won't it? roflmao!

kpb


oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
2/5/2006 9:12 am

Slide...Thank you sweetie.


oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
2/5/2006 9:14 am

kpb...I.guess he will never learn.


oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
2/6/2006 8:41 am

mzhuny...Glad you liked it dear.


oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
3/7/2006 10:43 am

one... glad you enjoyed it young man.


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