oldman1776 78M
2175 posts
1/23/2006 1:39 pm

Last Read:
3/7/2006 10:44 am


From across the seas they came,three of the most ruthless villians that ever walked the face of the earth. We all know there names and the dastardly deed they have done.

Across the seas they came AlbertPrince the diabolical Prince from the United Kingdom. Bulging boy the rouge sheep hereder from New Zealand. And Expatbrit the terror of Newfoundland.

They Roomed our fair land they they pillaged they set our land a blaze. now they come to our town and they vow to burn it down.

Our brave sheriff DigDug knew he could not defend our town alone so he sent out a call to the ony two men that he knew were brave enough to stand beside him.

So into town rode are heroes Bardicman the man with the fast hands.the mountain man from Arkansas. With him rode Trav the straight shooting man from texas. They rode to Norpins General store they bought all the ink he had on the shelves.

They met with our brave sheriff and then they waited for the villians to come.

And come they did the [collor blue]Prince in his carriage Bulge on his sheep. and [collor blue]Expat rideing his big newfi dog. They stoped at the edge of town for all to see.

On the balcony of Madam Daphne's House of adult entertainment stood the adult entertainment Lilblonde 1hot
Caressme The Saint Papy and SJ
they stood holding there breathes for they were so afraid.

Our brave Mayor Kyplowbow
Told them don't worry ladies I will protect you as long as I don't have to go down in the street.

The villians started walking towards our heroes they stopped not twenty feet away. don't shoot till you see the whites of there eyes the Bardicman said.

Then the tree villians raised there swords and with a terrible scream they charged. the three brave men waited untill they were no more that an arm length away. then with the speed that no man had seen before. They reached into there vests and drew there pens and shot ink into the villians eyes blinded the dasterdly trio cut them self to bits.

Kithecancook standing on the porch of his cafe smiled for he knew that.


papyrina 51F
21133 posts
1/23/2006 2:15 pm

lovely hun,thankyou

I'm a

i'm here to stay

expatbrit49 62M

1/23/2006 2:27 pm

lol hey how come Im the villan, I can see thos eother two reprobates but Moi, Im as harmless as a pussy.......... Oh wait, thats what I am looking for lol

Thank You for Your Time and Attention

southrnpeach333 50F

1/23/2006 2:50 pm

My Heroes!

rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
1/23/2006 2:57 pm

That was really cute. Plow will help if he doesnt have to actually go down into the street, thats funny.

keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
1/23/2006 3:05 pm


Expat ol pal, wipe that ink outta yer eye and next time stick with me. I'm always on the side of goodness and light.

rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
1/23/2006 3:25 pm

Dammit! You girls get back to work! Stop standing around gawking!

Good job Oldman.

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.

digdug41 49M

1/23/2006 6:39 pm

hey me a sherriff shiiit reminds me of the black guy from blazing saddles that melbrooks movie this is way cool oldman thanks for the inclusion in your story

roaming the cyber streets of blogland

rm_1hotwahine 62F
21091 posts
1/23/2006 6:53 pm

Wait a minute, let me get this straight...

WE stood around holding our breath because we were scared while THEY went into battle? Gee, oldman, this really IS a fairy tale.

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]

onelittlesecret 33M
1579 posts
1/23/2006 7:08 pm

LMAO with wahine

Keith is the man.

oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
1/24/2006 9:37 am

papyrina...Thank dear.

oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
1/24/2006 9:41 am

Expat...Sure your harmless I guess Thats why they band you to Newfiland. lol

oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
1/24/2006 9:43 am

Southrn...You must be hard up for heroes. I know I was when I wrote this.

oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
1/24/2006 9:51 am

Saint...Glad you liked it.

I had to take a jab at KY.

oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
1/24/2006 9:58 am

Sweet...Thank you Sweetie.

I'm not sure I would call them sexy,diferent but sexy?

oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
1/24/2006 10:10 am

Hey Keith...I would never put you with thoughs three I wouldn't wish that on anyone.

oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
1/24/2006 10:15 am

Daph...Thenk you young lady.

You keep thoughs girls in line now.

oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
1/24/2006 10:29 am

Dig...Hell I thought you would make a damn good sheriff.

I loved Blazing Saddles funny as hell.

oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
1/24/2006 10:33 am


Some times my old mind doesn't work like it should,And I get things backwords.

oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
1/24/2006 10:35 am

Hey one...1hot got it right it must be a fairy tale.

helga_hansen 49F  
1987 posts
1/24/2006 11:23 am

Lol... that was very well written, Sir!! Would it be bad for me to like the villains? I always did have a thing for bad boys!


Love, hugs and kisses from ♥♥HH♥♥

oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
1/24/2006 12:39 pm

Helga...As sweet as you are you can like anyone you want to.

Thank you for your kind comment.

bardicman 50M

1/24/2006 1:31 pm

Excellent Oldman. Damn good.. I stand in Awe of you sir.

I am not dead yet

oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
1/24/2006 4:25 pm

Bard...Thank you Sir. I will never have a way with words like you.

But I do thatnk you for the compliment.

oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
1/24/2006 11:43 pm

Mzhuny...Thank sweetie.

I think that every one in the storys are my heroes in one way or another.

tillerbabe 55F

1/25/2006 1:50 am

True chivalrous men they are! (I feel so safe now...)

_Safira 53F
11260 posts
1/25/2006 4:08 am

Have I told you that I love you today, Mr. C? (I absolutely refuse to call you Oldman. Not denigrating your wisdom through the years, but you're way too young and hunky for that!)

This is my blog - Comes With Warning Labels. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

RECOMMENDED READING: A F F ... The Only Site For Me?

oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
1/25/2006 8:09 am

Tiller...Damn its good to see you. I've missed seeing you here and on other blogs,and I realy miss your posts.

There is a large empty spot in Blogland with out you.

I'm not sure you should feel safe with those Three protecting us.

oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
1/25/2006 8:19 am

Safira...Sweetheart you can call me anything you want.

I feel younger than I am. Hunky not. But thank you.

oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
1/25/2006 5:30 pm

BGR...Thank you sweetheart glad you liked it.

RailBaron2 54M

1/25/2006 5:36 pm

ROFLMAO!!!!! BRAVO Oldman Thank you, i needed a good laugh today

goddessofbitches 41M/33F

1/25/2006 7:50 pm

Awesome story...who was your inspiration???


Always The Bitch

oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
1/25/2006 10:53 pm

Rail...Glad you enjoyed it.

oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
1/25/2006 11:03 pm

goddess..Thank you sweetie.

Bulging boys post on saving Liblonde from the pirates,was my insperation.

TabithaElectra79 37F

1/26/2006 1:20 am

Excellent post!

Got me giggling

dasher121 36M

1/26/2006 4:44 am

hahahaha that was a great story! and very creative. Loved the nicknames and the end quote was priceless!

rm_Bct2Esi 50M/50F
1375 posts
1/26/2006 12:01 pm

great story and oh so very true

I agree with safira, its hard calling you "oldman" may I also call you Mr. C ?

hugs and smiles

oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
1/26/2006 12:01 pm

Tabitha..Thank you dear I'm glad you liked it.

rm_Bct2Esi 50M/50F
1375 posts
1/26/2006 12:03 pm

PS I like the new profile pic

hugs and smiles

oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
1/26/2006 12:04 pm

dasher...Thank you Sir glad I could bring a smile to your face.

I started with the quote and worked from there.

oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
1/26/2006 1:35 pm

Bct...Thank you dear I'm glad you liked it.

You can call me Mr C if you would like.

Thanks on my new pic.

rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
1/26/2006 7:40 pm

You know I was thinking, maybe you shouldnt let Dug be in possesion of firearms. Oh, and Wahine is right, I h'aint scared of em.

oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
1/26/2006 10:11 pm

Saint...your right about dug thats why I only gave them pens.

There not mutch to be afraid of. lol

kyplowboy22 61M

1/28/2006 5:12 am

lmao. Good fun ol feller. Later


oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
1/28/2006 11:50 am

KY...Thank you Sir glad you liked it.

oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
1/29/2006 5:16 pm

katya...Glad you liked it.

Glad to see you stopped in hope you come back.

AlbertPrince 57M

2/1/2006 2:55 am

What did I do? I'm innocent I tell you!

oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
2/1/2006 9:11 am

Albet...If your innocent I'm a damn saint.

Become a member to create a blog