SAYINGS I'VE HEARD OVER THE YEARS  

oldman1776 78M
2175 posts
6/13/2006 4:20 pm

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SAYINGS I'VE HEARD OVER THE YEARS

I was sitting here thinking aabout some of the sayings I've heard over the years.

1.If the shoe fits wear it(no shit. (I don't buy shoes that don'e fit.)

2.A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.(If there in the bush you don't have a hand full of bird crap.)

3.A stitch in time saves nine.(Nine what for gods sake.)

4.I can't take you anywhere.(Thank god for that.)

5.You can't take it with you.(Depends on where your going.)

6.I got up on the wrong side of the bed.(guess you should mark the bed right side wrong side)

7.A penny for your thoughts. (If thats all there worth I'LL keep them to myself.)

8.Her legs go clear up to her ass. (I sure hope so. Sorry ladys.)

9.All's well that ends well.(Better than all's well that ends shity.)

10.Every days a new day. ( I sure hope so.)

If you have any more lets hear them.

REMEMBER IF YOU WAKE UP ITS A GOOD DAY.


rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
6/13/2006 5:07 pm

Where have you been? I was about ready to put your face on some milk cartons........well in you case Geritol bottles

I missed you


rm_DarknStar 54F
2823 posts
6/13/2006 5:31 pm

Better Days for Better Lays!...Mmmmmmm....


oldude1946 70M

6/13/2006 6:19 pm

Damn, I thought I was the only one that heard that stuff


TTigerAtty 62M

6/13/2006 8:43 pm

Hell hath no fury like that of a woman scorned.


NSAAddict 42F

6/13/2006 9:14 pm

This one isn't an idiom but it makes me laugh every time "I got kicked out of Cub Scouts for eating a Brownie"


LustyTaurus 48M  
21253 posts
6/13/2006 11:09 pm

hahaha...there's some goofy ones for sure!

"It's always the last place you look"...no shit!!


rm_1hotwahine 62F
21091 posts
6/13/2006 11:31 pm

"There's no place like home."
Well, there's no place like Mingo Junction, either, but you don't here me stating the obvious.

"When the going gets tough, the tough get going."
Yeah, but in which direction?

"It's a baker's dozen."
Well if the baker could count better, he might own the damn shop.

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]


freetime648 52F

6/14/2006 1:45 am

"Happier or (hornier) than a puppy with two peters"
"Busier than a one-legged man in an ass kicking contest"
"Dumber than a box of rock"
"Slap my ass and call me stupid"

Ok ok...so I am a red-neck... "SUE ME!" ....and there goes another one...


xx FREETIME648 xx


oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
6/15/2006 9:53 pm

    Quoting rm_saintlianna:
    Where have you been? I was about ready to put your face on some milk cartons........well in you case Geritol bottles

    I missed you
Just went away for real life for a while.

I don't need Geritol yet.

Its good to be back.


oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
6/15/2006 9:54 pm

    Quoting rm_DarknStar:
    Better Days for Better Lays!...Mmmmmmm....
Darken I like that one.


oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
6/15/2006 9:56 pm

    Quoting oldude1946:
    Damn, I thought I was the only one that heard that stuff
Nope there sure are a lot of them.


oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
6/15/2006 9:58 pm

    Quoting rm_flyaway1012:
    head over heels in love
    it looks like a diamond in a goats ass
    a diamond in the rough
    rode hard and put away wet
    who got your panties in a wad?
    put ur money where your mouth is.
    the squeaky wheel gets the grease
    grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.
    the early bird gets the worm
    if ya cant dazzle em w/ brillance, baffle em w/ bullshit
    fly
Fly I like thoughs and keep you nose to the grind stone.


oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
6/15/2006 9:59 pm

    Quoting TTigerAtty:
    Hell hath no fury like that of a woman scorned.
TTA... Thats for damn sure.


oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
6/15/2006 9:59 pm

    Quoting NSAAddict:
    This one isn't an idiom but it makes me laugh every time "I got kicked out of Cub Scouts for eating a Brownie"
Love that one dear.


oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
6/15/2006 10:00 pm

    Quoting LustyTaurus:
    hahaha...there's some goofy ones for sure!

    "It's always the last place you look"...no shit!!
Yup thats where it allways is.


oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
6/15/2006 10:02 pm

    Quoting rm_1hotwahine:
    "There's no place like home."
    Well, there's no place like Mingo Junction, either, but you don't here me stating the obvious.

    "When the going gets tough, the tough get going."
    Yeah, but in which direction?

    "It's a baker's dozen."
    Well if the baker could count better, he might own the damn shop.
Have you ever stated the obvious.


oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
6/15/2006 10:04 pm

    Quoting rm_mzhunyhole:
    The sun don't shine on the same dog's ass everyday.
Ain't that the truth Sweeitie.


oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
6/15/2006 10:06 pm

    Quoting rm_mzhunyhole:
    Man who lay woman on ground..have peace on earth.
Sweetheart wish I could get peace on earth or any where else.


oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
6/15/2006 10:08 pm

    Quoting freetime648:
    "Happier or (hornier) than a puppy with two peters"
    "Busier than a one-legged man in an ass kicking contest"
    "Dumber than a box of rock"
    "Slap my ass and call me stupid"

    Ok ok...so I am a red-neck... "SUE ME!" ....and there goes another one...
I heard it as hornier than a three peckerd billy goat.

A red neck I am.


kyplowboy22 61M

6/17/2006 6:23 am

You can call a pig a chicken, but his ass is still pork

That boy ain't hardly got enough grease in his skillet

Nervous as a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs

I got one nerve left and you're getting on it

I'm fixin to be on your ass like ugly on an ape

If I want any shit out of you, I'll squeeze your head


sexymermaid6956 62F
26390 posts
6/29/2006 3:08 pm

lol just droped by for the read...very good....Dont pick up any wooden nickles.....Don't get your nickers in a knot!!!!!A brick short of a load....

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