NEWS FLASH  

oldman1776 78M
2175 posts
1/12/2006 10:31 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

NEWS FLASH


BREAKING NEWS.

There has been an attempted escape from the Blogville Asylum.

The attempt failed but it is reported that Bardicman the well known comment thief died in his attempt to gain freedom.

The Dr. on the scene stated that Bardicman died from a broken neck. He then quickly removed the body from the scene.

On interviewing wittiness's there seems were two naked women helping in the escape attempt.

witness one Bulging boy Better known as the bulge stated he saw the women running from the scene and identified them as Papyrina aka Bite me and Sister Act 4 You aka Louisa.

The second wittiness AlbertPrince. Better known as Sir Albert said that the girls were running in front of Bardicman and he broke his neck trying to look at both naked butts at the same time.

Wittiness three Travelingintexas known as Trav to his friends stated that it all seemed rather strange as the Dr. looked very much like SolaPowered0 aka The Fence who was fencing hot comments to Bardicman, and that Bardicman had a sly grin on his face as they took him from the scene.

We contacted the Oldman of blogville who is a friend of the deceased and he said If it is true go in peace Bardicman. But if he is alive hes still to damn ugly to get layed.

If we receive any more information we will update as needed.

oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
1/12/2006 11:36 pm

Well they are the most trustworthy people I know so you have to beleve them.

There is one that I may stretch the truth but I refuse to name him.


oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
1/12/2006 11:53 pm

BGRS..Thank you my dear.

you have a nice night sweetie.


helga_hansen 49F  
1987 posts
1/12/2006 11:54 pm

ROFLMAO!! Very, very funny!!

And you're right, Sir Albert is a very credible witness! No if's or butts about it!

Hx

Love, hugs and kisses from ♥♥HH♥♥


CelticKarma 43F
1350 posts
1/13/2006 12:10 am

Damn.. now if only all those dead bloggers would just STAY dead...


oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
1/13/2006 12:21 am

Helga..your right about Sir Albert A pince wouldn't lie.

But I'm not sure about one of the other two.

Glad you liked it.

I love your bra.


frangipanigal 45F
10406 posts
1/13/2006 3:13 am

How many beers had Albert Prince had before hand?? We all know they sway his version of the events at hand....

Frangi


papyrina 51F
21133 posts
1/13/2006 5:32 am

loved it that was fun thankyou?P


I'm a

and
i'm here to stay


norprin5 55M

1/13/2006 6:33 am

hilarious!

King Nor XVIII


bardicman 50M

1/13/2006 7:42 am



Never count a man out.. I may be to ugly to get laid but you saw the entourage that was breaking me out... Hmm Must be my charming personality.



I am not dead yet


Sister_Act_4_You 38F/38F

1/13/2006 7:56 am

I suppose Papy and I will forever be the two girls with the asses....pun intended!

hehehe


oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
1/13/2006 10:30 am

Frang..That is true I'll have to check with the reporter and see if he had been drinking.

Thanks for the visit. Stop by again I'm always home.


oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
1/13/2006 10:35 am

papyrina...Any thing for you my dear.

It was fun to write.

have a nice day sweet butt sorry I mean sweetie.


oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
1/13/2006 10:38 am

Norpin..Thanks glad you liked it.

You stay worm up there.

See ya.


oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
1/13/2006 11:00 am

bard...I think they like to hear you cry about not getting laid. Layed looks better and people can talk about my spelling that way.

You have a nice day Sir.


oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
1/13/2006 11:03 am

Sister...And what nice asses they are. lol.

See ya and have a good one.


rm_1hotwahine 63F
21091 posts
1/13/2006 11:13 am

My new friend, that was the best damn punchline of the week!

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]


oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
1/13/2006 4:20 pm

CK...Strange how easy they die and come bact to life in blogland.

Glad to see your still here.


oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
1/13/2006 4:38 pm

Divinity...I know every time I see him I think he's a mafia hit man.

Thanks for looking in and come back when you have the time.

Hve a nice day Sweety.


pleasureyourclit 66M
836 posts
1/13/2006 4:45 pm

Thats really cool still laughing


oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
1/13/2006 6:08 pm

Wahine..Thank you dear and I honored to have you call me a friend.

Have a nice day youngun.


ilsgicemru 72M
2822 posts
1/13/2006 8:04 pm

Oldman ...... err ....... Matureman ...........
My good friend and sexy lady . LilSquirt sent me here to visit your blog !!! ..... She has scolded me for using the word "old" !! ....... Good stuff here !! ....You don't sound old !!! .............. Back in early November . I searched the blogs for the oldest male blogger in North America .. and at 60 . I was the oldest !!! .... Now I see that you have me by several years !! ... I had thought that the reason I was not getting a following . was my age !!! ...... You have tought me a lesson ..... Looks like you have a bunch of friends !! ...... I hope that I get a chance to visit again .... soon !!!! ........................ G


_Safira 53F
11260 posts
1/13/2006 8:33 pm

Love your style, Oldman! Love your style.

This is my blog - Comes With Warning Labels. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

RECOMMENDED READING: A F F ... The Only Site For Me?


themisskrissy 56F
2302 posts
1/13/2006 9:43 pm

i can see why the bard says you can't get it up...he is jealous!!!!hahahaha you are serious funny stuff competition!!

and now that he is a stiff, how is yours?

(themiss has a strange way of introducing herself)

hello!!! i enjoyed my trip thru some of your blogs... i will be back!!thanks dead poet, for showing me the way..

Virtue Alone Ennobles


romeoMEETSjuliet 52M/52F
162 posts
1/14/2006 4:39 am

Don't run off Don. Those guys just seem scary.


catseyes23 61F

1/14/2006 5:36 am

You're so cute


catseyes23 61F

1/14/2006 5:39 am

...thought I did post a comment. Anyways, will say the same thing. You're so cute, Oldman.


caressmewell 53F

1/14/2006 7:05 am

This is hilarious!


oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
1/14/2006 9:24 am

ilsquic..Thanks for stoping by. Hell I'm old no matter how you word it.

Glad to see some one near my age out there I'll stop by today.

I just started reading blogs leaveing comments to let people know I was out there.

And got lucky and wrote soome things they liked.

come on by anytime I'm always home.


oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
1/14/2006 9:34 am

Safira..Thank you sweetie.

Thank you for stoping by.

Have a nice day young lady.


oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
1/14/2006 9:36 am

niki...Thank you sweetie.

stop by any time.


oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
1/14/2006 9:47 am

themisskrissy...Mine is fine thank you very much. LOL

I'm glad to you meet you.

Glad you enjoyed your trip through may little spot in blogville.

Hope to see you soon.


rm_Bct2Esi 51M/50F
1375 posts
1/14/2006 9:53 am

ROFLAO that was funny good work

hugs and smiles


oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
1/14/2006 9:54 am

catseyes...Well thank you very much.

Your a cutie too.

Thanks for comeing by hope to see you again.


oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
1/14/2006 9:56 am

caress...Thank you sweetie glad you liked it.

Thanks for stoppin in hope to see you soon.


oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
1/14/2006 9:58 am

romeo..say what.


rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
1/14/2006 1:07 pm

As long as his MUCH better looking twin Darbic is still alive thats all that matters. And I wouldnt believe a word Albertina says.


oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
1/14/2006 7:10 pm

Sexy...Thank you sweetie.

I ever tell you I love your pic.


oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
1/14/2006 7:12 pm

Saint...You are so right You can't beleve albertina.


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