sex surgery  

okyme 52F
239 posts
9/3/2005 1:01 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

sex surgery

A very sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wants her vagina lips reduced in size because they were flapping in the breeze.

Out of embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret and the surgeon agreed.

Awakening from the anesthesia after the surgery, she found three roses carefully placed beside her on the bed. Outraged, she immediately calls in the doctor.

"I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my operation".

The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality and that the first rose was from him: "I felt sad because you went through this all by yourself"... The second rose is from my nurse. She assisted me in the surgery and empathized because she'd had the same procedure done some time ago."

""And what about the third rose?" she asked.

"Oh, that rose is from a man upstairs in the burn unit.
He wanted to thank you for his new ears."

goddessofbitches 41M/33F

9/3/2005 11:12 am

LMAO--- That was just tooo cute...and very wrong....omg...


Always The Bitch

okyme 52F

9/3/2005 4:28 pm

lol Thanks Mandy girl it is wrong huh hahaha {=}

rm_Spike4051 48M
24 posts
9/5/2005 10:37 pm

Just imagine the size of those lips LOL.

okyme 52F

9/6/2005 12:09 am

LMAO Spike {=}

CaboWaboVHnut 56M
637 posts
9/16/2005 9:43 pm

Question: Now, if a woman starts licking & nibbling his ears, do U think he'll have an orgasm ??? Will the woman become bi ??? Inquiring minds want to know !!! LOL Cabo !!!

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