Serious Attitude  

okyme 52F
239 posts
11/11/2005 8:48 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Serious Attitude

Grant me the serenity to accept things I cannot change,the courage to change things I cannot accept, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today because they pissed me off........

Also help me to be careful of the toes I step on today as they may be connected to the ass I may have to kiss tomorrow.......

Help me to always give 100% at work.....
12% on Monday
23% on Tuesday
40% on Wednesday
20% on Thursday
5% on Friday......

And please, please help me to remember......
when I`m having a really bad day, and it seems that people are trying to piss me off, that it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to extend my middle finger and the them to bite me!



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