Joke of the day  

okyme 52F
239 posts
9/29/2005 9:37 am

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Joke of the day

A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your problem?"

Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!"

Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office.

While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave.

She agreed.

Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"

Harry: "9."

Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"

Harry: "36."

And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know.

The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, "I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade."

Ms. Brooks says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions."

The principal and Harry both agreed.

Ms. Brooks asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?"

Harry, after a moment: "Legs."

Ms. Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have, but I do not have?"

The principal wondered why would she ask such a question!

Harry replied: "Pockets."

Ms. Brooks: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"

Harry: "Pants"

Ms. Brooks: What's starts with a C, ends with a T, is hairy, oval,
delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid?

Harry: "Coconut."

The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open.

Ms. Brooks: "What goes in hard and pink, then comes out soft and sticky?"

The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer.

Harry: "Bubble gum."

Ms. Brooks: "What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?"

Harry: "Shake hands."

The principal was trembling.

Ms. Brooks: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?"

Harry: "Firetruck."

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put Harry in the fifth-grade. I got the last seven questions wrong......"

onelittlesecret 33M
1579 posts
9/29/2005 11:09 am

goddessofbitches 41M/33F

9/29/2005 11:14 am

Well I guess I need to go back to school because I got the last 4
Thanks for the laugh!!!

Always The Bitch

amrock2 51M

9/29/2005 12:14 pm

That is so freaking funny! Made my day . Still laghing in the office. [minds in the gutter here 1st grader.]

rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
9/29/2005 5:04 pm

That was cute okey, coconuts and bubblegum.

rm_luke69iner 48M
3275 posts
9/30/2005 8:29 pm

Whats long, hard, and filled with seamen?

a submarine

S'io credesse che mia risposta fosse
A persona che mai tornasse al mondo,
Questa fiamma staria senza piu scosse.
Ma perciocche giammai di questo fondo
Non torno vivo alcun, s'i'odo il vero,
Senza tema d'infamia ti rispondo

okyme 52F

9/30/2005 11:00 pm

one little {=}muah sweetie
Sweet goddess, anytime
Amrock, you should see where mine is lol
Ahhh saint my master, can you share me with luke?
and luke......Nice one lol

jonnyblong 55M

10/1/2005 2:02 am

So I assume the principal will be joying me in the 1st grade lol Ms.Brooks class. With her as my teacher, I'd never get out of 1st grade,

okyme 52F

10/1/2005 12:32 pm

lol jonny

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