A womans humor  

okyme 52F
239 posts
8/17/2005 9:59 pm

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A womans humor

As a attempt at my first blog I decided to post humor, as laughter gets me through the day.

One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt.

Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?"

"It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"

He yelled back, " University of North Carolina ."

And they say blondes are dumb...

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A couple is lying in bed.

The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world"

The woman says, "I'll miss you..."

_______________________

He said - Since I first laid eyes on you, I have wanted to make love to you

really badly.

She said - Well, you succeeded.

______________________

He said - "Shall we try swapping positions tonight?"

She said - "That's a good idea... you stand by the ironing board

while I sit on the sofa and fart."

_______________________

He said - "What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave
you?"

She said - "Turn sideways and look in the mirror."

______________________

Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?

A: A rumor

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A man and his wife, now in their 60's, were celebrating their 40th
wedding

anniversary. On their special day a good fairy came to them and said that

because they had been such a devoted couple she would grant each of them


a very special wish.

The wife wished for a trip around the world with her husband.

Whoosh!

Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets in her hands.

The man wished for a female companion 30 years younger..

Whoosh...

immediately he turned ninety!!!

Gotta love that fairy!

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AND THE BEST ONE YET...

A WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST:

* She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.

* Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.

* Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.

* Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.

* And her husband is on the back of the milk carton

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A PRAYER....

Dear Lord,

I pray for Wisdom to understand my man;

Love to forgive him;

And Patience for his moods.

Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength,

I'll beat him to death.

AMEN



methodman1000 40M
1775 posts
8/18/2005 6:34 am

Lmbao!!!!


okyme 52F

8/21/2005 11:51 pm

Why thank you methodman {=}{=} always nice to get a responce


rm_TwiztedCharm 56M
456 posts
9/9/2005 7:10 am

love your blog, sense of humor and EYES


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