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Compelled to respond!!
Compelled to respond!!
I recently read a profile on AdultFriendFinder and felt compelled to respond in a format this member seemed to like. What follows is a portion of this members profile along with my response and advice in like format. Please understand,I do not mean to poke fun at and I do respect this members wants as I know we all find pleasure in different places. As I said I was compelled to respond and this was the result. LET ME KNOW IF YOU THINK I RESPONDED APPROPRIATLY OR I CAME ACROSS AS AN ASS AND SHOULD KEEP THESE "COMPELLED RESPONSES" TO MYSELF.
Herssung to the tune of "My Favorite Things"
If your not single we aint gonna mingle/
I like clean shaven, avoids irritation/
handsome and witty,intelligent,tall../
you wont hear back from me if ya dont have it all../
Please be successful and have a good job/..
Hygenes important, I cant stand a slob/..
Fly to Bermuda for a weekend fling/,
these are a few of my favorite things...,
I am Picky/
I admit it/
And i wont deny,/
If you dont posess
a big dick i confess,/
you prolly wont be....
/Love single doddies/with athletic bodies/guys who like playing/aint gonna be staying/if you are looking for long term romance../ drop me a letter,you might have a chance../
(chorus) I am picky/ I admit it/and i wont deny.../ if you dont posess a big dick i confess,/you prolly wont be-/(big finish) My......GUY!!!!!!
I'm very picky and wont settle for anything less than I deserve. LOL do i sound like a bitch? dont read that into type, type has no emotions. I simply know who i am and what i'm capable of. Let me state here that I'm looking for a relationship and NOT JUST MEETING FOR SEX! so if thats your compunction, please pass this profile on by.
Now- what I like in a man.
He's attractive to my eye. I like to watch him move,see his intentions through his actions. He can match me in wit and make me laugh. He respects me and values me above all else. He's mature with a wylde side. he's strong in all the senses. He exudes masculinity without effort.He can make my blood burn with a look or touch. He is willing to learn how to fit in my space and enjoys the process as much as I do. HE'S NOT JUST LOOKING FOR SEX, but an in depth knowledge of me. he has to love kissing and hopefully do it well lol.He knows that everything he does and gives, he will recieve back thricefold.
Good motto to live by ... "Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand - strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming, >"WOO HOO - What a Ride!
Mine sung to the tune of "Ice Ice Baby"
Stop, collaborate and listen/
This is OK LADIES and I'm on a mission/
I'm a legal eagle who loves to fly/
Down to Bermuda so I can scuba dive/
Per your request I've got a big cock/
If I could loosen you up it'd be hard as a rock/
35, goatee and athletic build/
According to you this seals our deal.
I missed the age by just a bit/
But who would qualify with all your shit/
Like you said life is a ride/
You can slide on my Hog anytime/
Skinned knees and champagne sounds really fine/
Another issue of yours is this wife of mine/
A free spirit like you is really rare/
So cut loose this time and throw your hands in the air/
You where honest this I must say/
Would you consider dropping your rules so we could FUCK someday??????
4/28/2006 1:04 am
I think you came off as a smart ass. If I were her, I'd probably be fucking you right now!!!!!|
6/14/2006 1:55 pm
lol after that We would be fucking and I would bend the rules just for you.|