The Golden  

ohsodelicious 57F
1747 posts
4/17/2006 6:55 am

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4/26/2006 8:25 pm

The Golden

The Golden ‘Dick’ awards...

Goes to a man who has taken the time and effort...to really search his inner-self...and convey so eloquently his inner most thoughts...to share the tenderness that lurks behind the projected, tough guy image...a man who has opened a door to new and wondrous possibilities...


NOT!

I can only wish!!...Only in my Dreams!!...What enjoyxxx...actually wrote and I quote, “I want to Fuck you”...now that took a lot of effort...The Thought, The Depth...Ok...I know I’m being mean...

Sooo...without further ado...the wiener is enjoyxxx...I’ll not be so impolite or cruel, as to mention names...never know 'somebody' may get the hint


...Yes, we all know this is an Adult site...but we are still human beings after all...and prefer to be treated as such...Live Well, Love Much, Laugh Often!!


All of the above, is a result of a creative brainstorm by none other than ohsodelicious I just figured I’d put a new twist on things... as some of you know I have occasionally ‘ranted’ about some of the crass emails I have received...this time around I decided to be a little creative and have some fun...Sorry, if I offend anyone


reverend21 49M
1913 posts
4/17/2006 8:32 pm

Don't apologize for offending someone who acted rude, it was extremely disrespectful, especially for an initial contact.


rm_ohsolustful 58M
859 posts
4/18/2006 6:40 am

I am OHSOglad I didn't win this award...I know I am an Ohsolustful and Ohsoinspired Horndawg and generally like to be appreciated for it, but this is definitely one award I am glad I missed out on.


RockPebble 69M
2487 posts
4/18/2006 6:56 am

Doesn't he get points for spelling and grammer, lol?


TTigerAtty 62M

4/18/2006 9:04 am

OhSo ... Well, at least he is honestly expressing his inner most feelings! The ones you really gotta watch out for are the rest of us who are really just "wolves dressed in sheeps' clothing"! I think you probably know what I mean. By the way, I don't know if you recognized this or not, but your wrap has dropped down exposing your OhSoperky left breast!


pandoo5 60M
398 posts
4/18/2006 11:32 am

Movement I saw all these responders I knew I lost it again but any way for next time keep me in mind too. No offense.


ohsodelicious 57F
1922 posts
4/18/2006 12:24 pm

    Quoting DanielGR:
    The man must be preparing his speech:
    I thank my mother for all the support,
    my father, "I got it dad, I finally got the golden dick"
    and all who believed in me, that really believed that I could spell
    "I want to fuck you" with out any mistakes.


Daniel{=} Now that is priceless I got to hand it to you...I got a good laugh You are priceless You know we haven't shared a really sensual kiss in OhSolong...a languid, breath stealing, heart pounding, head spinning, knee weakening kiss

long sigh...OhSo{=}

Disclaimer...No! Daniel and I did not conspire on this post...we are just two liked minded, star crossed lovers


ohsodelicious 57F
1922 posts
4/18/2006 12:31 pm

    Quoting reverend21:
    Don't apologize for offending someone who acted rude, it was extremely disrespectful, especially for an initial contact.
rev{=}...I wasn't apologizing to him...but to anyone else who may have found the post offensive...I thought it was a pretty good ideal and laughed when the notion popped into my head...you cannot imagine how hard it was to find a picture of a 'golden dick' And yes...it was an initial contact and only contact.

Kisses...OhSo{=}


ohsodelicious 57F
1922 posts
4/18/2006 12:38 pm

    Quoting rm_mzhunyhole:
    I got a few I need to give "The Golden Dick Award " to...very funny...lol.
Mz...I can only imagine...I have posted other rants about messages I have received...but the notion for the 'gd' award just popped into my head...I thought it would be fun to put a humorous spin on some of the messages...I say go for it

grinning...OhSo{=}


ohsodelicious 57F
1922 posts
4/18/2006 12:44 pm

    Quoting rm_ohsolustful:
    I am OHSOglad I didn't win this award...I know I am an Ohsolustful and Ohsoinspired Horndawg and generally like to be appreciated for it, but this is definitely one award I am glad I missed out on.
OhSoL...you have never sent me an email that only said, "I want to fuck you" either...we share an OhSolustful teasing banter with one another...big difference No worries you are OhSospecial

OhSoluscious Kisses...OhSo{=}


ohsodelicious 57F
1922 posts
4/18/2006 1:01 pm

    Quoting RockPebble:
    Doesn't he get points for spelling and grammer, lol?

Rock{=} He did get points...by me not mentioning his 'handle'...plus it would not have been nice of me either

Kisses...OhSo{=}


ohsodelicious 57F
1922 posts
4/18/2006 1:12 pm

    Quoting TTigerAtty:
    OhSo ... Well, at least he is honestly expressing his inner most feelings! The ones you really gotta watch out for are the rest of us who are really just "wolves dressed in sheeps' clothing"! I think you probably know what I mean. By the way, I don't know if you recognized this or not, but your wrap has dropped down exposing your OhSoperky left breast!
Tig Oh! My gracious {hands on cheeks} Well, I do de-clair I just never even realized that...maybe I should indeed cover that 'OhSoperky' part back-up...would just hate to catch a cold I do indeed know what your talking about, but it would be nice if they gave the impression...that some thought and effort went into the message...

Hugs...OhSo{=}


MOfunNOWWOW 55F

4/18/2006 11:55 pm

Ohso you are so sweet to award him lol


MOMO
just a squirrel trying to get a nut


ohsodelicious 57F
1922 posts
4/19/2006 5:11 am

    Quoting pandoo5:
    Movement I saw all these responders I knew I lost it again but any way for next time keep me in mind too. No offense.
pandoo...I think you may have misinterpreted this one...I was ragging on the guy...you really don't want to be on the list for the 'Golden Dick Awards'...Thanks for checking out my blog

Hugs...OhSo{=}


ohsodelicious 57F
1922 posts
4/19/2006 5:21 am

    Quoting MOfunNOWWOW:
    Ohso you are so sweet to award him lol
M I think I'm going to keep this one around...occasionally, when I get a questionable email {will leave specific adjectives to your imagination}...I might just have to have another awards ceremony

grinning...OhSo{=}


closer2u1971 46M

4/25/2006 6:33 pm

I hide behind my profile as to hide the true inner me. How easy is it that I can show off my cock versus show the real me on here. Am I playing, am I being the person that I punch in the mirror.

Do I deserve the Golden Dick or the Sorry Ass award? This place is a shopping cart of lust and hopeful love but only to be dissapointed with constant rejection. Maybe that's why I hide because the online self has no feelings or emotions and can take it like a man while the fool on the keyboard absorbs it all and thus, leans over on to his desk wondering what the hell is it all about.

Yea, the award, hit me with it and watch me bruise but just promise me this, put your soft lips onto my purple and blue skin to make it all go away.


ohsodelicious 57F
1922 posts
4/26/2006 7:25 am

closer{=} The award was a parody of sorts. I don't think most of the woman on this site want to {even though it is an adult site}receive an email that says, "I want to fuck you!" Would you send that kind of email...I would think not...after reading your profile, blog and the comment you made...I would find it hard to believe you would send a one liner like that one. If you stick arid blogville for awhile...I think you will come to realize that it is a whole different community within the site...Thanks for stopping by my blog Enjoy!!

Kisses...OhSo{=}


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