Santa Claus...  

ohsodelicious 57F
1747 posts
12/23/2005 8:49 am

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4/23/2006 10:27 pm

Santa Claus...

Santa Claus makes his way down the chimney, and is met by a lovely young woman in a robe.

She says, ”Santa, how about giving me a special present. I know you’d like to come into my bedroom.”

Santa responds, “Ho! Ho! Ho! Gotta go. Gotta go. Gotta deliver all these toys to the children you know.”

The lovely young thing peels off her robe, revealing a skimpy negligee. Santa looks up from his sack of gifts, and she says, “I’ve got something special for you Santa. Can’t you stay for just a little while? I know you want me. Let me make this Christmas eve unforgettable.”

Santa responds, “Ho! Ho! Ho! Gotta go. Gotta go. Gotta deliver all these toys to the children you know.”

Not to be denied, she strips off the negligee, revealing her naughty bits, and they were quit nice naughty bits, I might add. And she says, “Santa, this is your last chance. This body is your gift.”

Santa responds, “Hey! Hey! Hey! Gotta stay. Gotta stay. Can’t get up the chimney with my dick this way!”


funtoplay1973 43M
69 posts
12/23/2005 9:21 am

Is THAT why he didn't make to to my house last year? Oh well. This Santa was havin his own fun last year. Mmmm. He likes Christmas...


RockPebble 69M
2485 posts
12/23/2005 10:37 am

Judging by your pictures that could be a true story. Don't you know you can give an old man a heart attack thay way. He wouldn't care but the undertaker would have a hard time getting the smile off of his face. Happy holidays.


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