People say / do some of the most  

ohsodelicious 57F
1747 posts
2/27/2006 10:17 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

People say / do some of the most

---Courtesy of ‘Stupid Things’ web site...

***One time I was playing around in the kitchen when I decided it would be a good a idea to try and scare my dog with our black and decker dough mixer. So I put it on turbo speed and aimed it at the dog who started to run away. To prove to the dog that it was harmless I attempted to stop the blades with my hand. My fingers got bent back to my wrist before the mixer gave up and I had to turn it off and run it back manually to pull my fingers out.

***My mom's friend is a teacher at a nearby high school. Well, one day, she assigned her class a paper on World War 2. The day it was due, one boy came in empty handed. The teacher asked him why. He simply replied, "I went to every library I could find, but I found NOTHING on World War 2. I found a lot of books on World War 11, though."

***I work in a convenience store. A while ago, a woman came in, grabbed a bottle of soda and a candy bar, and came up to the counter. "That'll be $1.65," I told her. She looked at me kind of strangely for a moment, then picked up the soda and asked, "How much is this?" "A dollar," I said. Then she picked up the candy bar. "And how much is this?" she asked.

***I had an ex-girlfriend who was stupid. One day her stupid things were getting on my nerves and I asked her what her I.Q. was.
She responded "20/20"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

***My friend Rachel announced she was going to bleach her hair in the summer. My friend Tracey asked, "What color?"

***We were listening to a story about my friend's next door neighbor who went to Germany and had a one night stand with a German bloke. When her husband found out they divorced. Tracey suddenly shouted "Oh! Just think! The baby will come out speaking German!"

***In one of my high school classes we were going to have a mock trial. The teacher asked who wanted what roles. My friend raised her hand and said, "I'll be the prostituting attorney!"

caressmewell 53F

2/27/2006 11:28 am

The sad thing is I have known a few peeps like this!?!


2/27/2006 12:55 pm

Even sadder....During many a brain farts, I have been guilty of a few

just a squirrel trying to get a nut

ohsodelicious 57F
1922 posts
2/27/2006 4:35 pm

caress...I to know people who...seem to be short ‘one’ card but, they are wonderful people and ‘you’ know ‘hang out’ you will always have an entertaining evening


ohsodelicious 57F
1922 posts
2/27/2006 4:46 pm

MOfun Been there too!! God!! It's nice to know I'm not the only one who has an 'occasional' mental lapse

Laughing Hugs...OhSo{=}

rm_luvpiano2 56M
367 posts
2/27/2006 5:41 pm

It's amazing those folks can function.

ohsodelicious 57F
1922 posts
2/28/2006 6:29 am

luv...the wonders of the world we live in


ohsodelicious 57F
1922 posts
2/28/2006 6:32 am

disaster...they are for real alright! Makes you wonder!?


ohsodelicious 57F
1922 posts
2/28/2006 6:45 am

Daniel{=}I didn't know you had a brother! Well, damn!! We got our trio after can do the silverware and Forrest can do the windows


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