Outrageous things people say...Who's your Daddy?  

ohsodelicious 57F
1747 posts
2/16/2006 1:11 pm

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Outrageous things people say...Who's your Daddy?

'What were they thinking'...

These will make you smile and shake your head... When someone puts in for Child Support,the proper thing to do is to find out who the father is and see why he is not providing support. The following are all replies that women have written on Child Support Agency forms in the section for listing father's details. These are genuine excerpts from the forms. I say again...''What were they thinking''...some of these responses are out-of-this-world...but... funny as hell!!

1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, child A was fathered by Jim M. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of child B, but I believe that he was conceived on the same night.

2. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my child as I was being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the party if this helps.

3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was conceived at a party at 3600 Grand Avenue where I had unprotected sex with a man I met that night. I do remember that the sex was so good that I fainted. If you do manage to track down the father, can you send me his phone number? Thanks.

4. I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter. He drives a BMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto heels in one of the door panels. Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in this area and see if he's had it replaced.

5. I have never had sex with a man. I am still a Virginian. I am awaiting a letter from the Pope confirming that my son's conception was immaculate and that he is Christ risen again.

6. I cannot tell you the name of child A's dad as he informs me that to do so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic implications for the economy. I am torn between doing right by you and right by the country. Please advise.

7. I do not know who the father of my child was as all blacks look the same to me.

8. Peter Smith is the father of child A. If you do catch up with him, can you ask him what he did with my AC/DC CDs? Child B who was also borned at the same time.... well I don't have a clue.

9. From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at Disney World; maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom.

10. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that I remember for sure is Delia Smith did a program about eggs earlier in the evening. If I'd have stayed in and watched more TV rather than going to the party at 146 Miller Drive, mine might have remained unfertilized.

11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby, after all when you eat a can of beans you can't be sure which one made you fart.

im_your_man77 39M
961 posts
2/16/2006 1:57 pm

LOL Hilarious.

RockPebble 69M
2485 posts
2/16/2006 1:58 pm

ROF LMAO...Where did you get these? Maybe I'm strange but I've never had sex with a stranger. Do you think it's more fun or is getting that drunk the fun part? I don't know why I'm asking you, unless maybe the dog might have an idea.

fantasylover_05 62M

2/16/2006 2:08 pm

That is very funny!!


I particularly like the last one.... sorry.. typical toilet humor.. well sort of LOL LOL

Thanks for the laugh! (and thanks for the comments on my blog!)

ohsodelicious 57F
1922 posts
2/16/2006 6:21 pm

You my man...{sorry } just couldn't resist...this stuff is suppose to be true..Thanks for checking me 'out' ...


juststeve50 62M
13 posts
2/17/2006 2:50 pm

OSD, You have the most hilarious sense of humor. I really enjoy reading the things you write on this blog. As I am new to this site it is really refreshing to see someone with an intelligent view to life. You have given us all something to laugh at and it brightens my day. I look forward to your jokes and your views on life. I don't know how this site works, so I don't know how to contact you. But I did read some of your earlier posts, and you talked about people contacting you with outlandish language. Anyway , thanks for the entertainment, and keep up the interesting posts.

ohsodelicious 57F
1922 posts
2/17/2006 5:10 pm

Rock... These are actual comments made {on state/governmental forms}...it’s not a joke...’REAL’ life stupidity...there are some ‘odd’ people out there...No Joke...fwd...via...email...what is our 'society' coming to??


ohsodelicious 57F
1922 posts
2/17/2006 5:23 pm

Lover...This is not a joke...it's actual responses made by women...trying to collect child support...
It makes you wonder...what the fu fu...is going on...?? I’m just going to close my yapper on this one...Hey! If I like your 'blog' I'm gonna make a comment...Chow!


ohsodelicious 57F
1922 posts
2/17/2006 5:44 pm

What is so outrageous...this is all ‘true’...it’s no joke.


ohsodelicious 57F
1922 posts
2/17/2006 5:53 pm

Funny...but, unfortunately {real responses}...'true' shit and that is pathetic!! Thanks for checking out my 'blog'...Aug...to...Alt...Later!


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