Outrageous things people say/do...'Criminals'...What were they THINKING??  

ohsodelicious 57F
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3/8/2006 7:59 pm

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3/11/2006 4:07 pm

Outrageous things people say/do...'Criminals'...What were they THINKING??

Chicago: A man was wanted for throwing bricks through jewelry store windows and making off with the loot. He was arrested last night after throwing a brick into a Plexiglas window...the brick bounced back, hit him in the head and knocked him cold until the police got there.


A man in Orange County Municipal Court had been ticketed for driving alone in the carpool lane. He claimed that the four frozen cadavers in the mortuary van he was driving should be counted. The judged ruled that passengers must be alive to qualify.

A man was arrested for stealing a car. When he was taken to court for his arraignment the judge asked, how do you plead? Instead of saying guilty or not guilty the man said: "Before we go any further, judge, let me explain why I stole the car." The judge ruled in record time.

A pair of Michigan robbers entered a record shop nervously waving revolvers. The first one shouted, "Nobody move!" When his partner moved, the startled first bandit shot him.

An unidentified man in Buenos Aires pushed his wife out of an eighth-floor window but his plan to kill her failed when she became entangled in some power cables below. Seeing she was still alive, the man jumped and tried to land on top of her. He missed...

Ann Arbor: The Ann Arbor News crime column reported that a man walked into a Burger King in Ypsilanti, Michigan at 7:50am, flashed a gun and demanded cash. The clerk turned him down because he said he couldn't open the cash register without a food order. When the man ordered onion rings, the clerk said they weren't available for breakfast. The man, frustrated, walked away.

Lake City, Florida: Karen Lee Joachimi, 20, was arrested for robbery of a Howard Johnson's motel. She was armed with only an electric chainsaw, which was not plugged in.

New York: As a female shopper exited a convenience store, a man grabbed her purse and ran. The clerk called 911 immediately and the woman was able to give them a detailed description of the snatcher. Within minutes, the police had apprehended the snatcher. They put him in the cruiser and drove back to the store. The thief was then taken out of the car and told to stand there for a positive ID. To which he replied, "Yes Officer, that's her. That's the lady I stole the purse from."


HBowt2 58F

3/9/2006 4:45 am

well who said they had to be bright....


RockPebble 69M
2476 posts
3/9/2006 6:26 am

Truth is stranger and funnier than fiction. The scary part is that the police only learn from the dumb ones. If you're smart enough and plan well you can get away with almost anything once. BTW, if you're gonna do it, do it big, the guys from Enron are still walking around.


scorpmail66 50M
260 posts
3/9/2006 12:30 pm

very good hun
xxxxx


ohsodelicious 57F
1922 posts
3/9/2006 6:05 pm

Daniel{=} And the 'Master Mind' is soaking uo the 'Sun'

Kisses...OhSo{=}


ohsodelicious 57F
1922 posts
3/9/2006 6:08 pm

HB...DIM...is more like it

Ridiculous grin...OhSo{=}


ohsodelicious 57F
1922 posts
3/9/2006 6:35 pm

Rock{=}It’s so pathetic...what a world we live in!!??...ignorance breeds tolerance... Oh, shit I may have to recant...I’m suppose to be a ‘Bimbo’...Sorry, I’ll go back into my ‘box’...I’m just ‘venting’...Forgive me {One of those ‘passionate’ tongue tied ‘kisses’} Sorry...RPC...

Kisses...OhSo{=}


ohsodelicious 57F
1922 posts
3/9/2006 6:37 pm

scorp...Glad you enjoyed the post

OhSo{=}


ohsodelicious 57F
1922 posts
3/10/2006 4:40 pm

Disaster...Thanks, I thought they were funny!

OhSo{=}


LustyTaurus 48M  
21253 posts
3/10/2006 8:25 pm

LMAO...I love this stuff!!!...

lustytaurus


ohsodelicious 57F
1922 posts
3/11/2006 4:07 pm

Lusty{=} Thanks! That is a compliment coming from a ‘multi faceted’ guy like yourself. I really enjoy your ‘blog’ ...keep -on-truckin

Kisses...OhSo{=}


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