OMG...These are good too...  

ohsodelicious 57F
1747 posts
3/20/2006 8:53 pm

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OMG...These are good too...

Actual quotes from Federal employee performance evaluations:


-He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle.

-His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity.

-I would not allow this employee to breed.

-She sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.

-Since my last report, he has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.

-This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.

-This employee is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a definitely won't be.

-This employee should go far - and the sooner he starts, the better.

-This young lady has delusions of adequacy.

-When he opens his mouth, it seems that this is only to change whichever foot was previously in there.

-Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap.


sweetSinn2690
2943 posts
3/20/2006 10:10 pm

Holy Crap..that's too funny!


Oh WHATEVER BITCHES!


RockPebble 69M
2485 posts
3/21/2006 7:19 am

OMG, these are even better than the previous post.

Thank you,


ohsodelicious 57F
1922 posts
3/21/2006 9:32 am

SweetS...Glad you got a good laughThanks for checking out my 'blog'

Hugs...OhSo{=}


ohsodelicious 57F
1922 posts
3/21/2006 9:34 am

Rock{=}I laughed so hard I about fell off my chairGlad you enjoyed them

Kisses...OhSo{=}


MOfunNOWWOW 55F

3/21/2006 12:48 pm

If only I ahd had those when I was doing performance reviews Hey...maybe I can still use them


MOMO
just a squirrel trying to get a nut


ohsodelicious replies on 3/22/2006 8:43 am:
MO...I have a feeling that no matter what...you would try to be as decent as possible...and turn a no-win situation into a possibility

Big grin...OhSo{=}

rm_ohsolustful 58M
859 posts
3/21/2006 12:50 pm

I believe every word of it. I work for a state agency and can personally attest to the accuracy of most of the statements. It's extremely hard to believe a lot of my fellow employees could actually get anywhere in the private sector. I was really quite shocked when I got my job here just how widespread the waste and abuse is among Gov. workers.The worst part is they don't seem interested in fixing the problems at all. Don't get me wrong, there are some good workers, but they just wind up picking up the slack for the losers who seem more intent on doing as little as possible.......................................


ohsodelicious replies on 3/22/2006 8:52 am:
Ohsol{=}I know what you mean. But that attitude is prevalent everywhere everyday...it gives an 'eye-opening' meaning to the phrase: pass-the-buck

Sad sigh...OhSo{=}

ohsodelicious 57F
1922 posts
3/22/2006 8:54 am

Mz...Thanks Glad you got a laugh

Hugs...OhSo{=}


reverend21 49M
1913 posts
3/22/2006 10:10 am

Sounds like some of the things I have put down on fitness reports, pretty sad i know, but you really don't know these people, I could have been cuelly honest about them.


ohsodelicious 57F
1922 posts
3/22/2006 10:57 am

rev...No worries I have encountered my share that... sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them

Hugs...OhSo{=}


TTigerAtty 62M

3/22/2006 11:02 am

Funny, but I believe I had heard on the radio that these and similar remarks have actually been taken from real performance evaluations! That's really not so funny when you think about it!


ohsodelicious replies on 3/24/2006 2:55 pm:
TTiger...They are actual comments {I found them on Dumbthings.com}and yes when you think about 'it' kinda cruel. And does not say much about the evaluator either! Life, unfortunately is not always fair

Hugs...OhSo{=}

HBowt2 59F

3/22/2006 2:27 pm

love the last one.....cornered like a rat....sounds like when i try to get one of my kids to tidy their bedroom....


ohsodelicious replies on 3/24/2006 2:58 pm:
HB I know what you mean! Been there!! My son is a young adult and trying to get him to do something is like pulling teeth

Hugs...OhSo{=}

tillerbabe 56F

3/23/2006 12:03 am

OMG! I could have used some of these when I was a Drill Instructor evaluating recruits for the Fire Department! Genius!


rm_ohsolustful 58M
859 posts
3/23/2006 7:33 am

Ohso, I didnt realize you were Military!!! I'll bet you were one hell of an inspiration to your men in your uniform. I would follow you anywhere,,,must have been great on morale following those cute lil buns of yours around, although I am sure it was quite distracting..You can chew me out anytime you want to. on a serious note, Thanks for serving. We all owe people like you who did their duty a great big THANK YOU...................... God bless you, and America too


ohsodelicious replies on 3/24/2006 3:04 pm:
Ohsol Thanks Ohsomuch Are you trying to give me a 'big head'!!

Kisses...OhSo{=}

rm_luvpiano2 56M
367 posts
3/23/2006 1:47 pm

Tagged, gotcha, you're it.


ohsodelicious replies on 3/24/2006 3:07 pm:
luv I've been out the loop for awhile...So what the heck is going on

Kisses...OhSo{=}

reverend21 49M
1913 posts
3/23/2006 3:20 pm

You've been Tagged
Check my blog for details!


ohsodelicious replies on 3/24/2006 3:10 pm:
rev...been out-to-lunch for a couple of days...I have been tagged by three people already

Kisses...OhSo{=}

MOfunNOWWOW 55F

3/23/2006 4:33 pm

TAG YOU ARE IT refer to TAG I am Weirdduh


MOMO
just a squirrel trying to get a nut


ohsodelicious replies on 3/24/2006 3:13 pm:
MO...Been kinda busy the past couple of days...been out of the loop...I hope it's not to late to figure out what is going on and join-in on the fun

Curiously grinning...OhSo{=}

rm_ebo2u2 53M

3/24/2006 1:03 am

jus too good, keep on keepn the humor


fantasylover_05 62M

3/24/2006 5:39 am

OMG

I have ALL those people WORKING FOR ME!!! LOL LOL LOL


ohsodelicious 57F
1922 posts
3/24/2006 3:01 pm

Tiller...Glad you got a laugh Thanks for checking out my Blog

Silly grin...OhSo{=}


ohsodelicious 57F
1922 posts
3/24/2006 3:15 pm

ebo...Glad you got a laugh Thanks for stopping by and checking out my blog

Kisses...OhSo{=}


ohsodelicious 57F
1922 posts
3/24/2006 3:18 pm

Fantasy I can relate I have worked with a few people that were a little shy of a full load too.

Hugs...OhSo{=}


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