I'm being lazy...  

ohsodelicious 57F
1747 posts
4/28/2006 10:27 pm

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5/4/2006 5:39 pm

I'm being lazy...

Yep!! I'm being lazy...since I'll be out and about for a couple of days...I decided on a 'quick fix' and an easy laugh...so I'm dusting off the archives...to re-post one of my favorites Hope you'll get a laugh

The following is one of my 'original' posts from way-back-when...

THIS ONE IS JUST TOooo FUNNY!!! I about rolled out of my chair...LMAO...

Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Paul what’s wrong.

“Well,” replies Paul, “you know that beautiful girl who I wanted to ask out, but I got an erection every time I saw her?”

“Yes,” replies Jeff with a laugh.

“Well,” says Paul, straightening up, “I finally plucked up the courage to ask her out, and she agreed.”

“That’s great!” says Jeff, “When are you going out?”

“I went to meet her this evening,” continues Paul, “but I was worried I’d get an erection again. So I got some duct tape and taped my penis to my leg, so if I did, it wouldn’t show.”

“Sensible” says Jeff.

“So I get to her door,” says Paul, “and I rang her door bell. She answered it in the sheerest, tiniest dress you ever saw.”

“And what happened then?”

“I kicked her in the face!”


RockPebble 69M
2476 posts
4/29/2006 6:24 am

Yup, it's still funny. Have a fun weekend.
XOXO


MOfunNOWWOW 55F

4/29/2006 8:03 am

ROFLMAO that rocks like you ohso! Made my morning! {=}


MOMO
just a squirrel trying to get a nut


ohsodelicious 57F
1922 posts
5/1/2006 7:47 am

    Quoting RockPebble:
    Yup, it's still funny. Have a fun weekend.
    XOXO
Rock{=}You been along for the ride the whole time and you did get a good laugh the first time around too I'm on afternoon shift {2-10pm} and the only time I can get anything {like shopping} done is before I go to work...so I had to take a break to get those ever present chores done Hope you had a great weekend yourself

Hugs...OhSo{=}


ohsodelicious 57F
1922 posts
5/1/2006 7:49 am

    Quoting MOfunNOWWOW:
    ROFLMAO that rocks like you ohso! Made my morning! {=}
M Glad to oblige...and kick off your weekend with a good laugh

MOkisses...OhSo{=}


ohsodelicious 57F
1922 posts
5/1/2006 7:50 am

fun...I thought it was a 'kicker' too...haha

Kisses...OhSo{=}


ohsodelicious 57F
1922 posts
5/1/2006 7:54 am

    Quoting DanielGR:
    LMAO
    This one is too good.

    I feel like kicking someone today myself!

Daniel{=} You have to be careful...It could backfire on you and cause harm to a delicate an OhSospecial appendage

grinning...OhSo{=}


TTigerAtty 62M

5/1/2006 11:50 am

Now, that's a mighty powerful urge!


ohsodelicious 57F
1922 posts
5/1/2006 11:09 pm

    Quoting TTigerAtty:
    Now, that's a mighty powerful urge!
Tig{=} Sure as shit!!

laughing...OhSo{=}


rm_ohsolustful 57M
859 posts
5/2/2006 9:42 am

I seem to have the same problem as that gent. Whenever I gaze upon that OHSOwonderful pic of yours. It just makes my Johnson stand up and salute. Maybe I should run the Flag up it or something?


ohsodelicious 57F
1922 posts
5/2/2006 9:58 am

    Quoting rm_mzhunyhole:
    I love good jokes and that was a good one..lol.
huny...I about fell out of my chair I laughed so hard...poor guy

Hugs...OhSo{=}


ohsodelicious 57F
1922 posts
5/2/2006 10:01 am

    Quoting rm_ohsolustful:
    I seem to have the same problem as that gent. Whenever I gaze upon that OHSOwonderful pic of yours. It just makes my Johnson stand up and salute. Maybe I should run the Flag up it or something?
OhSoL{=}You want to what salute the flag just kidding Hope you had a great weekend

Kisses...OhSo{=}


rm_ohsolustful 57M
859 posts
5/3/2006 9:43 am

LO, I have OHSO many other things in my mind besides saluting that great old Flag. I would have to write a War and Peace kind of novel just to come close to expressing my OHSOdesires. I don't have time for that much work. In person sounds much better. I'll just stick with concentrating on sending you mental telepathy dreams that leave you all OHSOsweaty, OHSOout of breath, with your heart OHSOracing and an OHSOwonderful throbbing down where it counts. Lots of hugs kisses and OHSOpassionate licks to ya. Have a great day


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