Drastic measures....When  

ohsodelicious 57F
1747 posts
5/4/2006 7:11 pm

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5/8/2006 3:11 pm

Drastic measures....When

Have you ever been out...it doesn’t really matter where...a club, a restaurant...wherever...someone
is ‘hitting’ on you and no matter what you say...no matter how ‘politely’ you tell them...that you are not interested...they just keep pestering/hitting on you...do you ever feel that ‘Drastic Measures’ are called for...I have created a few ‘helpful’ suggestions...

DISCLAIMER–
To be used ‘only’ in the most ‘drastic’ situations...you have ...been pushed beyond you limits...being ‘polite’ just does not seem to be working...‘ignoring’ them hasn’t worked {i.e. striking-up a conversation with someone else}...and the final ‘CuT’...you turn your ‘back’ on them... ‘But’ still...this does not compute...Are ‘Drastic Measures’ called for...

A few suggestions follow...

For Entertainment ‘Purposes Only’...
{no offense intended}


***If I say ‘yes’...Do you really have to cut holes in that bag...Soooo Sorry, your out of luck...what I’d really need is a body bag...

*** Let me drink a few more beers...on second thought...I don’t think I could ever drink enough...

***How much did you say you’d give me...it’s still not enough...

***You know my Great Grandfather was ‘Jack the Ripper’ they say the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree...

***Pull your wallet out and show a picture of a really big buff, muscled female boxer/wrestler...this is my wife are you ‘ready to rumble’...

***Pitch your voice real high and profess ‘sweetheart’ I’ m flattered...but you might be disappointed...the package is not what your use to...
I’d never say...let alone ‘think’ something like that...
I cannot relate to your ‘humor’...
If I only had the nerve...
Damn!...I got one even better!!!
This is a joke right??


rm_ohsolustful 57M
859 posts
5/4/2006 8:14 pm

Damn I think I am in trouble, I hear those lines all the time


HBowt2 58F

5/5/2006 4:16 am

soemtimes i think....'not even with alcohol' and then run a mile....


ohsodelicious 57F
1922 posts
5/5/2006 12:50 pm

    Quoting rm_ohsolustful:
    Damn I think I am in trouble, I hear those lines all the time
OhSoL...I just find that really hard to believe...you OhSoluscious man you

OhSosensual Kisses...OhSo{=}


ohsodelicious 57F
1922 posts
5/5/2006 12:52 pm

    Quoting DanielGR:
    I vote against GW Bush.
    Oh, you mean I have to vote here.
    Let's see..
    OK I voted. But I still vote against Bush.

Daniel{=}You have my vote on that 'issue' too...

Kisses...OhSo{=}


ohsodelicious 57F
1922 posts
5/5/2006 12:56 pm

    Quoting HBowt2:
    soemtimes i think....'not even with alcohol' and then run a mile....
HB...I would run or hide if a guy 'used' one of these sayings on
me ...it would be time to call it quits and revert to...you know...do I really have to say 'it'...toys

long sigh...OhSo{=}


cobra70118 105M

5/6/2006 8:52 am

Had a friend who had enough from this guy in a bar once. lmao still thinking about this. She asked him if she could see his glasses. He said sure and handed her his glasses. She placed them on the bar, took her shoe off and smashed them ((((!!!WHAM!!!))))and then in a casual way asked him, "any question"?


reverend21 49M
1913 posts
5/6/2006 11:37 pm

Why is it I hear alot of "I don't want to sleep with you" when I say excuse me........


ohsodelicious 57F
1922 posts
5/7/2006 1:19 pm

    Quoting cobra70118:
    Had a friend who had enough from this guy in a bar once. lmao still thinking about this. She asked him if she could see his glasses. He said sure and handed her his glasses. She placed them on the bar, took her shoe off and smashed them ((((!!!WHAM!!!))))and then in a casual way asked him, "any question"?
cobra...now that would take some serious 'moxie'...and a hell of a big guy waiting in the background Thanks for stopping by

Kisses...OhSo{=}


ohsodelicious 57F
1922 posts
5/7/2006 1:21 pm

    Quoting reverend21:
    Why is it I hear alot of "I don't want to sleep with you" when I say excuse me........
rev...I'm not real sure...do you have that 'come hither' look in your eye

grinning...OhSo{=}


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