Drastic Measures....When  

ohsodelicious 57F
1747 posts
5/4/2006 6:45 pm

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5/8/2006 12:58 pm

Drastic Measures....When

Drastic measures...Have you ever been out...it doesn’t really matter where...a club, a restaurant...wherever...someone
is ‘hitting’ on you and no matter what you say...no matter how ‘politely’ you tell them...that you are not interested...they just keep pestering/hitting on you...do you ever feel that ‘Drastic Measures’ are called for...here are a few creative...‘helpful’ suggestions...

DISCLAIMER–To be used ‘only’ in the most ‘drastic’ situations...when you have...been pushed beyond your limits...being ‘polite’ just does not seem to be working...‘ignoring’ them hasn’t worked {i.e. striking-up a conversation with someone else}...and the final ‘CuT’...you turn your ‘back’ on them... ‘But’ still...this does not seem to 'compute' {register}... Are ‘Drastic Measures’ called for...

A few suggestions follow...

For Entertainment ‘Purposes Only’...
{no offense intended}


{{sidebar}}...Yes, Ladies...I have actually used...when ‘Hell, Freezes over!’...more in a ‘joking’ manner {the situation} allowed me to use that phrase...but, when I saw him again and he ask if ‘Hell’ had froze over yet...all I had to say was... ‘not in your...lifetime’...nothing else seemed to work...but, he finally got the ‘hint’...

Drastic Measures...The 'Last Resort'...{{as follows}}

***Yes, I am serious, but not seriously into 'you'...

***That comb over really doesn’t do it for me...

***Call me when ‘Hell’ freezes over...

***You couldn’t pay me enough...

***You are so full of shit your breath stinks of it...

***Did I mention Lorena Bobbit is my cousin and ‘it’ runs in the family...

***Deepen your voice and proclaim you don’t think you have the ‘equipment’ he is looking for...
I’d never say...let alone ‘think’ something like that...
I cannot relate to your ‘humor’...this is a joke right?
If I only had the nerve...
Damn!...I got one even better!!!
More...More...Do you have anymore...
Humm...No comment...


reverend21 49M
1913 posts
5/6/2006 11:39 pm

I'm afraid it would just excite the guys hitting on me even more! There are some serious freaks out there


ohsodelicious 57F
1922 posts
5/7/2006 1:15 pm

    Quoting reverend21:
    I'm afraid it would just excite the guys hitting on me even more! There are some serious freaks out there
rev...sweetheart...these are what a girl would say to a guy...actually I think this whole ideal was a complete wash...or I should of posted them a few days apart...OH!! Well, I was just having fun...

long confused sigh...OhSo{=}


reverend21 49M
1913 posts
5/7/2006 2:35 pm

    Quoting ohsodelicious:
    rev...sweetheart...these are what a girl would say to a guy...actually I think this whole ideal was a complete wash...or I should of posted them a few days apart...OH!! Well, I was just having fun...

    long confused sigh...OhSo{=}
I know, but you forget, I have more men proposition me on this site and in real life than women, what gives?


ohsodelicious 57F
1922 posts
5/8/2006 12:58 pm

    Quoting reverend21:
    I know, but you forget, I have more men proposition me on this site and in real life than women, what gives?
rev...maybe it's because your just OhSosexy

Kisses...OhSo{=}


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