An unexpected surprise...How cute!!  

ohsodelicious 57F
1747 posts
2/13/2006 4:50 pm

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An unexpected surprise...How cute!!

An unexpected surprise...I know this is breaking with the ‘norm’ of my posts...but this was such an unexpected surprise!!! I just couldn’t contain myself...LOL!!
So, I’m sitting at my computer...last week, get up to go ‘tinkle’ and I hear this little ‘whimper’...Ok, Ok, I should have said I have ‘three little ankle biters’...one of them I ‘rescued’ about a year and a half ago...it was a ‘male’ but I was not worried...I figured ‘my girls’ couldn’t have anymore ‘babies’ one for sure...to save ‘her’ life...said organs had to be removed...{{this one of those ‘do not assume’ ...because situations}}...I assumed because my other ‘girl’ was almost ten...I had nothing to worry about...her last litter {about four years ago} did not survive
{even bottle feeding}...So back to the point...I hear this whimper...go into the garage...lo’ and fucking behold...she {the ol’ girl} has had two puppies...and I’ll be damned...she wouldn’t let me near them...even though...I had helped her ‘birth’ her other liters...{{Pet lovers...I damn well know I’m not the only one out there that has talked to their ‘pet’ ... ya know...shit like...boy!... your breath smells bad today, damn! You got some ‘stinky’ farts...what you been eating...LOL...now don’t ‘cop out’ because you know you ‘do’}} anyway...I had commented to my ‘whacky girl’ that she seemed to be gaining weight and I might have to put her on a diet {{I just thought she was gaining weight re: her age}}...I will swear on this...about three days before she had her ‘puppies’ it was like ‘gee girl’ you sure your not pregnant...the kind of ...bullshit...you say to your ‘pets’...{{REALLY, I’M Not mad/crazy/insane...other people do the same thing}} So here I am the proud parent...of two cute little babies...{{the only problem...’is’ they are all ‘blind as a bat’}} so until...the babies open their eyes...I have to check on them constantly {{which is no big deal}} but, ‘momma’ could lose track and not even realize . Soooo...I know I have gone off on a serious ‘tangent’...Shit Happens...and ‘then you WHIP IT OFF’...Sorry, I couldn’t resist...LMFAO!!


RockPebble 69M
2487 posts
2/14/2006 7:12 am

Congratulations, so what are they, boys, girls, what breed (mixed is a breed)? Don't worry about talking to the dogs, if they talk back you can worry.
XOXO


ohsodelicious 57F
1922 posts
2/14/2006 1:39 pm

Ha, Ha!! Well the 'ol girl' {mother} is a maltese...the father is yorkshire terrier and some other small breed dog {not sure...he is adopted} maybe 'Taco bell's dog'...LOL...{she, the little black one} has markings that are not consistent with a yorkie {ie, her little mug} and maltese are pure white...the little white/tanish one is a boy...he might weigh about 8oz or so...the female is half the size/half the weight {I just hope she survives}...Well, sometimes they talk back, but I can't understand a 'damn' word their saying...LOL

Kisses...OhSo{=}


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