An 'elderly man' and the 'medicine man'  

ohsodelicious 57F
1747 posts
1/1/2006 7:38 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

An 'elderly man' and the 'medicine man'

An elderly man finds he is unable to perform sexually. He finally goes to his doctor who tries a few things; but nothing seems to work. So the doctor refers him to an American Indian
medicine man.

The medicine man says, “I can cure this.” With that said, he throws a white powder in a flame, and there was a flash with billowing blue smoke. Then he says, “This is powerful healing, but you can only use it once a year. All you have to do is say ‘123' and it shall rise for as long as you wish!”

The guy then asks, “What happens when it’s over and I don’t want to continue?” The medicine man replies, “All you or your partner has to say is ‘1234' and it will go down. But be warned, it will not work again for another year.”

The old gent rushes home, anxious to try out his new powers and prowess. That night he is ready to surprise his wife. He showers, shaves, and puts on his most exotic shaving lotion and cologne. After he gets into bed and is lying next to her, he says, “123.”

Suddenly, he has the most gigantic stiffie he has ever had; just as the ‘Medicine Man’ had promised. His wife, who had been facing away from him, turns over and asks, “What did
you say ‘123' for?”

moonfire2u 69F
2602 posts
1/1/2006 8:31 am

Damn lol!!!


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