A man staggers into an emergency room...  

ohsodelicious 57F
1747 posts
3/6/2006 9:48 am

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3/7/2006 9:09 am

A man staggers into an emergency room...

A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened.

"Well, it was like this," said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a pasture of cows. We went to look for them, and while I was rooting around, noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it-- stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt." "That's when I made my big mistake." "What did you do?" asks the doctor.

"Well, I lifted the cow's tail again and yelled to my wife, "Hey, this looks like yours!" "I don't remember much after that!"


RockPebble 69M
2476 posts
3/6/2006 10:57 am

I never did think women and golf mixed very well, that's why I gave up golf when I was 15.


leyndokona2 49F

3/6/2006 10:59 am

LMAO he he he he he


rm_imunderdog3 52M
8 posts
3/6/2006 11:19 am

nice one.


TTigerAtty 62M

3/6/2006 12:46 pm

Classic!


rm_bigchoklatdk 45M

3/6/2006 9:09 pm

It definately doesn't look like yours!!
Holla.


ohsodelicious 57F
1922 posts
3/6/2006 9:19 pm

Rock{=} I can honestly say I have only played golf once in my life...I do enjoy a game of Putt Putt on occasion

Kisses...OhSo{=}


ohsodelicious 57F
1922 posts
3/6/2006 9:23 pm

ley...I'm confused...looks like that ‘fine’ posterior is still intact j/k

Big grin...OhSo{=}


ohsodelicious 57F
1922 posts
3/6/2006 9:29 pm

march...glad you got a good chuckle

Kisses...OhSo{=}


ohsodelicious 57F
1922 posts
3/6/2006 9:31 pm

im...Glad you liked the joke...Thanks for checking out my blog

Kisses...OhSo{=}


ohsodelicious 57F
1922 posts
3/6/2006 9:41 pm

TTg...My understanding is that good jokes are time-less

Shy smile...OhSo{=}


ohsodelicious 57F
1922 posts
3/6/2006 9:51 pm

Bigchok What chu talkin about... j/k Thanks for the pics!!I would have to say 'Unbelievable' if I had not seen 'them' with my own eyes...those have to be painful*Y*

Hugs...OhSo{=}


HBowt2 58F

3/7/2006 7:24 am

Priceless.....


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