Deciphering A Poem!!!!!  

ohcurious14 59M
1225 posts
7/14/2006 1:24 am

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Deciphering A Poem!!!!!

Sometimes warped, twisted, & demented individuals, (like me) read right thru something and end up reading a totally different meaning into it, so I wanted to show you you how my mind works. A dear friend of mine wrote the poem and I put what i deciphered from it in parenthisies.
The Poem , Summer Fun as it was written with my interpretation in color.
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Summer buns lying on the beach,(Hamgurger,hot dog,& hot crossed too)
just a lil further and my hands could reach. (Gonna make it look like i'm not hungry)
Big ones, small ones, lined up in a row,(Females it means cocks and Males it means breasts)
just how far does this line go?(I hope it never ends)
Everywhere there's sites beyond (AdultFriendFinder,ALT,Bondage.com,Bondage.com,
the imagination,(Anyone's but Ohc)
Exciting your senses and causing
such a sensation.(Smells food & stomach growls)
Handsome guy with five o'clock shadow,(Ok a closer look reveals it is a not so handsome guy with fudgesicle smeared all over face)
wanting to ride high up in his saddle.(This guy has a gut that looks spongy enuff to sit on)
Tantalized by his brown eyes,(Obviously full of shit)
not to be caught you gaze to the skies.(If I look i'm gonna have to poop)
See the guy with the tan over there?(Cheap bastard used shoe polish)
Lookin so sexy can't help but stare.(Ok i need glasses and the polish does look rediculous)
Guys pass by with abs of steel,(Oh shit that was a Weber grill grate)
all the ladies begin to squeal(It's a sewer rat on the beach)
Long trunks, short trunks,(What women call the package)
bikini's and a thong,(Good gawd, what are these people doing with these on?)
Checkin the guy in the front row (Is that grandpa?)
packin an enormous schlong.( LOL it's a Sub sandwich)
Is that a speedo? (They still make those?)
Pleaseeeeeee say it isn't so,(I could of gone all summer w/o seeing that)
Someone better tell him (I ain't telling him!! You tell him!!)
that's not the way to go!(He really does look like an idiot)
Young guys in cut-offs (Robbing the cradle)
throwin freebee's to and fro,(They are throwing freebee's? WTF?)
Lookin at their butt cheecks (Didn't really need to know that)
hangin out below.(It's not ass cheeks, it's hemmoroids)
Men displaying their beer
bellies proudly,(They all think it turns into cock when excited)
A few people pointing and laughing
quite loudly.(One guy has toilet paper coming out of his trunks in back)
All shapes and size found spread
along the shore,(Sea shells right?)
A bit of something for everyone to adore.(Just wants to make you puke)
Summer buns lying on the beach,(Hamburger, Hot dog, Hot crossed too)
just a lil further and my hands could reach.(Gonna still make it look like i'm not hungry)


TabithaElectra 37F

7/14/2006 3:10 am



Scary...my mind works that way too sometimes!


ohcurious14 replies on 7/14/2006 8:44 am:
It keeps people on their toes, Tabitha

ohcurious14 replies on 7/14/2006 8:44 am:
It keeps people on their roes Tabitha

wickedeasy 66F  
25415 posts
7/14/2006 6:32 am

okay, now lie down, let me get your meds

rotfl

You cannot conceive the many without the one.


ohcurious14 replies on 7/14/2006 8:46 am:
Are you saying I'm not right?

PurplePeach72 44F  
9199 posts
7/14/2006 6:38 am

Too funny! A bit off topic but I wanted to wish you a belated Happy Birthday! Steve's b-day was the 10th and mine is the 24th, his youngest sons is the 6th, and a niece shares your's. With our combined family we have a total of 13 birthdays in the month of July. Apparently my family really liked to shagg in the month of November...lol{=}LeeAnn

Happy Birthday! Better late than never right? Now Bend over for your spanking! Werewolf in Illinios? hmm

Kisses,
LA


ohcurious14 replies on 7/14/2006 8:48 am:
Hey welcome back you 2. Hope your vacation was a good one. Happy Birthday to Steve as well. Belated Birthday wishes are always accepted.

ButteryDelight 58F

7/14/2006 1:27 pm

Sometimes it takes a twisted view on something for it to make sense.

Buttery Delight


ohcurious14 replies on 7/14/2006 10:40 pm:
So true Buttery!!!!

SingleNLooking72 105F

7/14/2006 1:45 pm

?*

There's your spankies, now where's mine??? LOL

I see you're just as twisted as the rest of us, hahaha, I love it!!!


ohcurious14 replies on 7/14/2006 10:40 pm:
Come with LeeAnn & Steve when they come to meet Naugtyblonde and myself.I'll give to ya then and then some.

Twister2bed 47M
617 posts
7/14/2006 5:21 pm

LOL Ok I am officially scared we think alike too


ohcurious14 replies on 7/14/2006 10:39 pm:
Great Twisted minds think alike my friend.

trantralizing 54F

7/15/2006 9:13 am

Well you got the title to my poem wrong OC, it was originally titled
"Summer Buns" not "Summer Fun" but yes, you do need help. And yes I did write it but not the warped vision that OC has!


ohcurious14 replies on 7/16/2006 1:01 pm:
Hey!! I never said i could get anything right but i do thank you for your inspiration.

HBowt2 58F

7/15/2006 5:56 pm

as they say............everyones different....but some are more different than others.....nice thinking...


rm_sloman44 60M
701 posts
7/15/2006 8:02 pm

If you wanna have fun with some summer buns:

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trantralizing 54F

7/16/2006 6:45 pm

    Quoting ButteryDelight:
    Sometimes it takes a twisted view on something for it to make sense.

    Buttery Delight
Funny, it made perfect sense to me when I "wrote" the poem! lol


ohcurious14 replies on 7/17/2006 10:54 am:
Somehow I can picture you walking down the beach over the tops of all those buns with a pad of paper and pen in hand.

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