I'm still trying to keep up in this thing...  

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10/19/2005 7:15 pm

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I'm still trying to keep up in this thing...

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Listening to: Greatest Hits ~ Alan Jackson

This weekend is going to be a rather crappy one if Wilma comes for a visit like most so.called meteorologists are predicting. I'm hoping she just keeps heading west, though.

On Wednesday, I'll be flying to New Hampshire to visit my sons. I just really don't want to get a double dose of Wilma, thank you very much.

While I'm up there, I'm supposed to be going to a Hallowe'en Party on Saturday (Renaissance Faire attire, no less). It sounds interesting enough...I mean hey, I don't mind peasant tops and push-up bras *evil.grin* Let's see if I can manage to get some pics.

When I get back, I'm going to the Alan Jackson concert on Nov. 4th. I expect this concert will be every bit as excellent as Stevie Nicks was in July *nod*

Listening to: Greatest Hits ~ Don Henley

If you haven't tried out the Opera browser, I highly suggest you give it good look. It's fast, has incredible features and is customizable in more ways than you can imagine. I especially like the skins and wallpapers you can import...they frikken rock (plus you can make your own without too much effort). Go to: www.opera.com to read up on all its' features and to download the newest version. It definitely beats the hell out of both Internet Exploder and Nutscrape...and, Opera doesn't have the numerous security issues of either of them OR Firefokt. Score. Bonus.

Alright ~ time for the two joke minimum...

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Healthcare Plans Make A Difference

Two men have 9 a.m. appointments at a vasectomy clinic. A nurse greets them, tells them she has to prep them for surgery, and then takes them to a private room.

She tells the first man to take off his clothes and sit on an exam table, which he does. She then takes takes his manhood in one hand and begins to masturbate him.

"Whoa! What's going on?!," he exclaims.

The nurse replies that it is all standard procedure, and that she has to ensure that he has no blockages. The man thinks for a moment and quickly decides, "How bad can this be?" So, he agrees and allows the nurse to complete her task.

Once she is done, the nurse tells him to go sit down. She then repeats the instructions to the other man. When he is up on the exam table, the nurse gets a big smile on her face, licks her lips and begins to perform fellatio on him. Upon seeing this, the first guy says, "Hey! What's this? I get jerked off, and he gets a blow job? That's not fair."

The nurse quickly pauses and looks up at the first man and replies, "Sorry, buddy. That's the difference between Blue Cross and HMO!"

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Not All Things Are Easy

A gynecologist grew tired of his profession, and wanting less responsibility decided a career change was in order. After some serious thought he decided that being an engine mechanic, something he had enjoyed up to the time he entered college, would be a good profession.

However, it had been a long time since he had tinkered with an engine and he knew that to work on any of the newest engines and be able to compete with the younger work force, he would have to go to school. So he enrolled in a technical institute that specialized in teaching auto mechanics, and he ended up pretty much aceing the course.

The final, however, required each student to thoroughly strip and reassemble a complete engine. So it was with some trepidation that he took on the task. At completion, he turned the engine over to his instructors for evaluation and awaited his final grade. When the grades were handed out he did a double take at the 150% grade he received.

Rather confused, he asked his instructor how it was possible to have a grade like this. The instructor replied that it was really quite simple. He gave him 50% for correctly disassembling the engine, 50% for correctly reassembling the engine, and an additional 50% for doing it all through the muffler.

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Have a good one, everyone.

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