Hope everyone's long weekend was a good one  

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10/11/2005 10:19 pm

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Hope everyone's long weekend was a good one

First a gracious and warm welcome to MoonDragon ~ really quite captivating *nod*

I hope everyone had a great holiday weekend ~ Columbus Day for those of us in the U.S., and I guess Thanksgiving for those of you in the Great White North, eh? *grin* You can keep the cranberry stuffuses, but by gods there better be some turkeys left for next month, dammit! : )

I spent part of today contacting places and getting information on having prints made of some of this artwork I've got hanging around. I have a couple of commissions I need to desperately get finished first before I can get to any new work. At some point I would _like_ to get back to doing some photography ~ must have the opportunity and theme/subject(s) in order to be able to do it, though. Blah ~ all of this in due time, nonetheless.

Okay, how about a few good jokes? Here we go...and please, swallow that before you begin reading these!


The Guessing Game

At a medical convention, a male and a female doctor start eyeing each other. The male doctor asks her to dinner, and she accepts. As they sit down at the restaurant, she excuses herself to go wash her hands. After dinner, one thing leads to another, and they end up in her hotel bedroom.

Just as things get hot, the female doctor interrupts and says she has to go and wash her hands. Once she comes back, they go for it.

Once again, after the sexual interlude, she gets up and says she is going to wash her hands. When she comes back, the male doctor says "I bet you're a surgeon."

She confirms and asks how he knows. "Easy, you're always washing your hands."

She then says, "I'll bet you're an anesthesiologist."

He says "Wow, how did you guess?" Her answer, "Because I didn't feel a thing!"


The Pope and the Queen ( this is one of my all.time favs )

The Pope and Queen Elizabeth were standing on a balcony taking in the sight of thousands of people in the forecourt below. The Queen says to the Pope out of the corner of her mouth, "I bet you ten that I can make every English person in the crowd go wild with just a wave of my hand."

The Pope says, "No way. You can't do that." The Queen says, "Watch this."

So the Queen waves her hand, and every English person in the crowd goes crazy; waving their little plastic Union Jacks on sticks, and cheering - basically going ballistic.

So, the Pope is standing there thinking to himself, "Uh oh, what am I going to do? I never thought she'd be able to do it." He thinks to himself for a minute, and then he turns to to the Queen and says, "I bet you I can make every IRISH person in the crowd go wild; not just now, but for the rest of the week, with just one nod of my head."

The Queen goes "No way, it can't be done."

So the Pope headbutts her.

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