When You're Ready, They Will Come  

nything25 38M/47F
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3/31/2005 9:03 pm

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When You're Ready, They Will Come

When you're ready, they will come
It's funny. I remember used to always say things like "Believe it and then you'll see it" and "When you're ready, it will come." I remember thinking that she had been watching too many Psychic Friends commercials. Either that or Dionne Warwick was putting some kind of hippie propaganda in her records, who knows? Maybe 'Do You Know The Way To San Jose' really means 'the whole is more than the sum of it's parts'. Nah, Dionne Warwick isn't that together to get gestalt on us like that. (Oh yeah, if you have to look up the word 'gestalt', close your web browser and never look at this blog again...EVER!)

Anyway, I finally made the decision about a month ago to go into business for myself. I've pretty much always been hustling something for about as long as I can remember, or thinking of something I could hustle. Don't get me wrong, if I had to be a car salesman or something like that, I'd go out of business in the blink of an eye, but I've always been an idea man and I like my ideas better than all the things I see other people selling, go figure. Anyway, I've decide to combine all the things that I like into one profession (computers, people, teaching, and counseling). Ok, that's not everything but if I try to add music and sex into this business, I'm going to go through a lot of computers very fast. ANYWAY, I made the decision and have been working to put this thing together for the past couple of weeks. It's amazing how ever since I made the decision, people and things are just falling into place for me. I'm noticing things that are perfect for that I'm trying to do that I never knew existed. I'm meeting people that fall in line with what I'm trying to do so perfectly that it's like I pulled them right out of my ass (hey, I've got a big ass). People who don't even know what I'm trying to do are giving me things and doing things for me that help me with things I didn't even know I needed. It's just crazy. The planets aligned, the forces of the universe are in harmony, and the hairs on my body are standing on end...for real, I have pictures.

It's just really cool that everything is starting to come together. Now I just need Janet Jackson to leave her fiance and come to me, Bill Gates to personally endorse my business before the entire city of Philadelphia, and George W. Bush to choke on his own bullshit. I can take two out of three, Bill Gates doesn't have to come to Philly. Anyway, I'm feeling better, life is good, and I don't have to pull people out of my ass anymore.

Mood: Good
Turn Ons: Slow rivers, fast women, and fettucini alfredo
Turn Offs: Canadians, people who don't have advanced bellies, and blind partisanship (enjoy the debate)

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