my folks love me like yesterday's mail  

nuts4noah 57F
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9/7/2006 5:34 am

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9/7/2006 5:34 am

my folks love me like yesterday's mail

Do your parents leave you in compromising little situations like the ones below? All signs of true love, let me assure you...Linda the unloved one, the accident of birth, the unwanted pregnancy that wouldn't abort...
only take you to the beach when riptide warning flags are flying
leave you at Walmart after hours
feed you food past the expiration date by a minimum of a year
make you pet working service dogs
leave you in construction zones
have you walk under a ladder to reverse the broken mirror thing
make you wear your slip backwards
take you to church for anointing
dress you in your brother's soccer uniform from toe to head reversed
???????????call you a nerd in the mensa meeting???????????


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