Zero to S.O.B. in 60 seconds....or pet names  

nstantkarma 57M
89 posts
5/2/2006 7:36 pm

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Zero to S.O.B. in 60 seconds....or pet names

It's great to when two people meet and a good relationship starts. I remember the beginning of all of my relationships. There was this feeling of euphoria and all was right with the world. Having someone to care about you and wanting to be with you has an amazing effect, physically and mentally on you.

You develop your little pet names...honeybear...huggybear...boobear...then you get into the bedroom names....lovergirl or badboy...I'm sure there's plenty more you guys could come up with....

What are some of your favorite bedroom names?

My personal favorite is "sugahbritches". If I ever have a boat, I'm gonna name it SUGAHBRITCHES.
or JEN-KNEE...

But as you go on, the names start just being babe or hun...then you finally start having to actually use each other's name. Remembering this will come in handy later...If it's your first marriage, this usually isn't a problem. If it's your second or third...if you have to, write your spouse's name down on your wrtist or cheat sheet...somethin...Or better yet, just stick with babe or's safer...Guys, if you call your new wife by your ex's name....The silence that greets you is stunning.

You can't take it's out there. Beat your head on the wall saying the right name later...but right now, you got to be doin' some powerful apologizin'...Oh, and ladies, you aren't immune to this either. I've been called by her ex's name too...The first time, it took her about 15 seconds to realize what she had done and she was in the process of walking away from me when it hit her...a kodak moment in my life. LOL...Actually it upset her more than it did me. The point is, that it is going to happen. Sure as you let down your guard...Seen my Mom do it just a few months ago...One of the times I would have rather been fishing. I really felt for her.

Unfortunately, in a lot of relationships, things just go to hell in a handbasket on Sunday. People change, mistakes get made, or things happen beyond your control. Eventually, if you are the man, you reach asshole status. This can actually come very soon in the relationship, but even a asshole can have his good qualities that make a woman stay with him. Graduating to son of a bitch is a significant turning point. Sometimes though, son of a bich is acceptable at certain times of the month. Being that you fucked up the "errand" that you were sent to the store for by getting the wrong thing, while somehow managing to get the current swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated.

Women's status usally is what ever adjective comes to a man's mind at the time...of these terms, bitch, would probably be the most used. I have an across the street neighbor that openly brags about her abilities in this area and in being a trisexual...She moved her husband out one day and her lover in that night...Her now ex husband has some adjectives, I won't go into here.
I have heard "the bitch and her fucking lawyer" a pretty good bit from him though.

But if you are the have reached the top ( or the bottom ) only when you have reached motherfucker status. If you have ever been called an asshole, sumbitchin motherfucker....then you probably had a very good lawyer....

ArgosPlumyKooky 45F
3902 posts
5/2/2006 9:28 pm

lol. . .. how about pussy. . .when it gets real fuc'd up i will throw that one. . .but only deservedly. . . .

nstantkarma replies on 5/2/2006 11:17 pm:
That's a fair one. My usual come back to that one would be " you are what you eat!"

PineyFolks 58M/59F

5/3/2006 7:32 am

It's funny. I sometimes call Piney my ex's name (not during sex EVER) and on the phone with my ex I call him Piney's real name. My ex called me "baby" the other day. *chuckles* that was his name for me years ago. My pet name was snookums and snoogies. Piney calls me "sweety". I am unaware if it bothers either of them.


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