The first annual AFF wiffleball tourney.......  

nstantkarma 57M
89 posts
6/6/2006 8:21 pm

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6/17/2006 11:11 pm

The first annual AFF wiffleball tourney.......

I have been having a bad case of writer's block lately. The upside to it is that I have been having a lot of fun. No sex, but a lot of fun.

Drinking a lot of beer and coffee and listening to music into wee hours of the morning. My brother and I have been doing a lot of catching up. We bought a wiffle ball and bat and we have been having some hellacious wiffle ball games in the back yard with the neighborhood kids.

We have tried to wear my grill out. I love to cook and I prefer grilling. You are all invited the next time I crank it up. I want to see how some of you can hit my "wiffawanker" curve ball.
Of course we have "backyard" rules...all the ladies must either bat topless or wet t-shirt.

Guys...gotta be fair...I can't discriminate....I have to let the ladies decide what your "uniform" is. Of course there will be a keg and you can all bring whatever "extras" you want, but be advised, he is a deputy sheriff...of course..his wife is a "trysexual" and i've seen him knock out his share of Budweiser, so he is pretty cool....maybe we can get him drunk and get his keys to the evidence locker...

I need volunteers for positions and umpires. I don't have prizes but if we float the keg perhaps we can have a big orgy with the homemade ice cream and watermelon....

rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
6/6/2006 9:12 pm

Uh.........I aint running that way, at my chest size that can be quite painful for me even if its entertaining for you

nstantkarma replies on 6/7/2006 5:21 am:
Well you being an oracle n all, I think you would be the purrrrfect umpire...

ArgosPlumyKooky 45F
3902 posts
6/7/2006 9:30 pm

i will be what you need me to be, i am really really glad to hear of your good times sounds like things are just the way they should be, 'xcept the lack of sex. but maybe it is meant to be that way for now. enjoy!

nstantkarma replies on 6/8/2006 12:40 am:
I could use a personal trainer to help me work away those aches and pains.....

PineyFolks 59M/59F

6/7/2006 11:42 pm

I like to watch and my boobs are too big to run without a bra. LOL so I will be referee. *grins*


nstantkarma replies on 6/8/2006 12:42 am:
I may have to alter the ladiess uniforms to matching bra and panties from Victoria Secret's......

TabithaElectra79 38F

6/12/2006 2:52 pm

I'm all for homemade ice cream!

nstantkarma replies on 6/12/2006 8:38 pm:
Ok you are the official ice cream maiden...I need players tho..I mean I'm ready to spring for matchin bra and panty sets from Victoria's Secret for the ladies uniforms....

2943 posts
6/17/2006 8:28 am

That's so funny!!!!!!...I was just remembering the other day when I was a young "tender"...hehe...we had a big empty lot next to our house and we used to go out there have these awesome wiffleball games that would go on for hours!!!...I think the adults even had more fun than the kids!!



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