Decisions, decisions, decisions  

nrg55 65M
42 posts
8/29/2006 10:55 am

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9/4/2006 3:29 pm

Decisions, decisions, decisions

I told a fellow blogger this mornin' that i was starting to get kind of depressed about the lack of response to my emails and profile.

I mulled it around in my mind, decided to look at my profile for subtle imperfections, and realized for the umpteenth time in my life that i'm ugly.

Just to make sure, i recruited the mirror in the bathroom, and much to my suprise i found that i'm not ugly; i'm really f'n ugly!

Now i'm not looking for sympathy, because the last thing i need is for someone to drop a comment like, 'i'm sorry you're f'n ugly'.

And i'm not looking for suggestions on how to improve my appearance. You'll have to trust me when i tell you that i get plenty of those from people that supposedly like me...but just not the way i am, apparently.

I happen to like being ugly. I'm going to have to get used to being f'n ugly, but i think i can handle it.

Being ugly has it's own rewards. For one thing, it doesn't cost very much; unless of course, you're going to try the cure. For another, when i'm walking down a crowded street, i don't get jostled very much. In fact, i can imagine what Mose's must have felt to see the Red Sea part.

Some of you may think that i'm more than just a little drepressed and should go see a doctor for some Prozac. The only thing i can say to you is, 'now why would i want to feel good about not getting laid and being f'n ugly'?

Oh yeah, decisions, etc.

I'm headin' up to a biker rally in iowa on thursday mornin. if when i get back late monday or early tuesday, there are no responses, winks, or what-have-you's, i'm going to add one of those automatic reply things; hopefully there's one that says something like, 'i'd like to answer your email, but you're just too f'n beautiful'.

You bloggers won't be gettin' off that easy.

nick


TnWitchyWoman 56F
6852 posts
8/29/2006 11:38 am

You may be f'in' ugly but I can't really tell when AdultFriendFinder makes the pics so dang small so I'll have to reserve judgment for later. I need to go see the eye doc anyway and maybe I should pick up a magnifying glass so I can SEE folks on here. Anyway, what you DO have apparently is your sense of humor. Hang on to that.


TnWitchyWoman 56F
6852 posts
8/31/2006 11:43 am

*comes in singing* If You Wanna Be Happy performed by Jimmy Soul

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

A pretty woman makes her husband look small
And very often causes his downfall
As soon as he married her and then she starts
To do the things that will break his heart

But if you make an ugly woman your wife
A-you'll be happy for the rest of your life
An ug-a-ly woman cooks meals on time
And she'll always give you peace of mind

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

Don't let your friends say you have no taste
Go ahead and marry anyway
Though her face is ugly, her eyes don't match
Take it from me, she's a better catch

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

Say man!
Hey baby!
I saw your wife the other day!
Yeah?
Yeah, an' she's ug-leeee!
Yeah, she's ugly, but she sure can cook, baby!
Yeah, alright!

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

*smiles* Ineedit560's response brought that to mind. Been a long time since I heard that song!

When I was younger I lived in a neighborhood of mostly guys. There was one down the street that I'd always been good friends with. He wasn't fugly, but not exactly handsome either. Most girls didn't give him the time of day until he started football. For some reason once he had that letterman's jacket they were all over him and he didn't want anything to do with them. But we'd always been friends and we'd flirt and tease as teens would do. Then one day he leaned over and whispered in my ear "When you don't have looks you have to develop other talents." and waggled his eyebrows at me. My response was "Really?! Prove it!" and he did. I've never looked at ugly quite the same since. LMAO BTW, that was almost 30 years ago and we still talk to this day. He's still not handsome either, but he's got his fair share of women and then some. It's all in the marketing baby.

Lori


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