Everything I knw about sex and dating from AFF...  

notromantic106 57M
36 posts
1/5/2006 6:15 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Everything I knw about sex and dating from AFF...


1. A six inch cock is just too small..
2. There are no boobs here smaller than a "C" cup.
3. If you watch football, your "athletic".
4. Everybody loves oral. As long as the word "getting" is after "loves".
5. Anal gives the best orgasms.
6. If I'll just snd them my (email) address, there are hundreds of lovely ladies just waiting to drop by my house to suck me off.
7. "Wanna fuck" is an acceptable opening line.
8. Twenty-something sex goddesses simply cannot get a date in Cola. They post here instead.
9. Every couple is looking for a bisexual lady friend.
10. Older guys are all wealthy and love to travel.
11. A couple of drinks and dinner is acceptable foreplay. Conversation not required.
12. All the really hot members of the opposite sex who would be your sex slave live in the next state over.
13. Men have measurement issues. Six inches equals nine, five foot, eight inches equals six feet, two inches and Alabama is not too far to drive for sex.
14. Most ladies want a romantic guy who cooks, cleans and out performs Martha Stewart. Composing hai-ku while giving oral sex is just the average..

Please feel free to add more..



angelofmercy5 59F
17881 posts
1/5/2006 6:51 am

How about "need a hole for my pole" as an opening line? These were really funny....and unfortunately...true!


dominator200673 43M

1/5/2006 7:02 am

15. If they have a genital picture, they gotta be hot.


notromantic106 57M

1/5/2006 7:57 am

Yepper buddy..


safereturns 47F

1/5/2006 11:44 am

16. If you don't have a picture posted, you aren't cautious, you're hideous.
17. If you don't meet everybody who asks, you aren't real.


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