Ten Ways NOT To Get Laid On A Blind Date  

noordinarychic2 48F
510 posts
7/22/2006 7:13 am

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7/25/2006 9:18 pm

Ten Ways NOT To Get Laid On A Blind Date

So against my better judgement I let my best "female" friend let her date bring a "friend"....oh boy...it was from start to finish a disaster....lol...come on...it was a friday night and I was home by oh...11:30??? what the hell??? Anyway so here are 10 things guys that are a surefire way NOT to get laid....lol! Trust me...it was THAT bad!!

1. Your restaurant of choice is Pizza Hut??? what the fuck??? hello...football season is not here yet!!!

2. Your drunk when you get there....please.

3. You forgot (??) to take a shower BEFORE you left your house.

4. You forgot to wash your hands prior to leaving the job site. (and your eating pizza???)

5. Your name is "Cooter"??? (let me add that if you are drop dead, may i just touch you once gorgeous and you introduce yourself as Cooter.... that's fine... lol )

6. You forgot to brush your teeth in oh ...the last decade!

7. You drop a slice of pizza on your date .. oh yeah...right on my lap...seems the plate wasn't a big enough target!

8. Every sentence is followed by your date saying "what was that? I didn't understand you."

9. You open the WRONG car door.

10. Your date explains you to the cute guy who buys her drinks (cause you only paid for yours) as her "cousin from tennessee"...and slips him her phone number!!

Oh yeah...it was a fun (NOT) Friday night!!!

ps..my girlfriend...is BANNED from ever ever setting up another date for me...lol In her defense how was she to know her date's best friend is new to civilation??? lol.. smiles and giggles...have a great weekend...NOC2

lostmydrinkagain 43F
2272 posts
7/22/2006 9:26 am

ouch, what a night. you should have just come over and had margaritas with us.

noordinarychic2 48F
242 posts
7/22/2006 10:02 am

probably would have had A LOT more fun !!! smiles noc2

midwestboy1972 44M  
663 posts
7/24/2006 8:26 pm

No wonder I never got laid in high school!!! Too funny It sounds like you gave out digits so at least something good came out of it!!!!

MildOne20109 50M
17 posts
7/25/2006 4:01 pm

The kicker is "Cooter" will be driving home thinking what an uptight (pick your adjective here) and not understand that it is not you, but it's him. I guess, since I try and find the silver lining in every encounter, you could write it up for more material if you ever need a good hard laugh.

Have fun where ever you go...

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