Have a Smile........  

noordinarychic2 48F
510 posts
8/2/2006 11:37 am

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8/23/2006 9:07 pm

Have a Smile........

So we've all had those tough days, weeks...hell months! Here's a list of life's "do's and don'ts"....guaranteed to make you smile and laugh in the midst of it all!

1. Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.
2. Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
3. Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.
4. Drive carefully. It's not only cars that can be recalled by their maker.
5. If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
6. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
7. Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you won't have a leg to stand on.
8. Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance!!!!!
9. Since it's the early worm that gets eaten by the bird - sleep late.
10. The second mouse gets the cheese.
11. When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
12. Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.
13. Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once!
14. Learn from a crayon. Some are sharp, some are dull, and some are pretty. Some have weird names and all are different colors yet they all have to live in the same box.
15. A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.
16. You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the world to one person.

So smile today...and know that someone, somewhere loves you for who and what you are! And that life...with all it's ups and downs is still a beautiful ride! NOC2

2daycowboywanted 45F

8/2/2006 12:25 pm

Exactly - more smiles people!!

Until later

rm_remodman3 50M
128 posts
8/2/2006 4:12 pm

ICe cubes............YEAHHH BABBBBIEEEEEE!
I'll be calling.

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