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A renowned cardiologist had died and was given a very elaborate funeral. Behind the coffin there was a large metal heart surrounded by flowers. When the eulogy was finished, the heart opened, the casket turned and slid into the heart which closed behind it, sealing the doctor's remains.
The mourners all turned to stare when a nicely dressed man began to laugh.
"I'm so sorry," he said, "but I was thinking about my own funeral. I'm a gynecologist."
At this, the proctologist turned and left.