Funny Jokes Please add what you like!!  

no_strings1963 53M
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12/7/2005 4:44 pm

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Funny Jokes Please add what you like!!


Ole and Lena were in the back yard drinking cocktails and enjoying a campfire one night when a spaceship landed. Out hop a martian man and women. Ole being the gent he is invited the two to join himself and Lena to the campfire for a couple of cocktails. The martian man declares why not, we're here to explore and discover. After a few more cocktails and several lustful gazes at the martian women Ole suggests the four trade mates for the evening. Once agian the martian man declares why not, we're here to explore and discover. The martian man is working his alien magic with Lena when he asks how he is doing. Lena answers, well pretty good but it would be better if your tool was longer! So he grabs his right earlobe and poof his tool grows longer. Yes! Yes! Lena says, but it would be even better if your tool had more girth. The martian man grabs his left earlobe and poof he has all the girth she could desire! This is the absolute best Lena has ever experienced. Later in the night when the four get back together Lena asks Ole, so how vas it? Ole says oh Lena I could not cum!! What?! she says, you have never had this problem with me... what happened? Ole says, I couldn't concentrate while she keep Playing with my ears!!!

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