Fat kills!! BBW Beware!!  

nightstogether 56M
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5/15/2005 7:24 am

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Fat kills!! BBW Beware!!


SUPER-SIZE ugly duckling Sarah Martin "stopped her husband's heart and killed him dead" when she surprised him in a pair of skimpy thong undies, say cops.

"The sight of the blubbery babe with her bulging buttocks and cottage cheese thighs was so overwhelmingly horrible -- his heart literally exploded," says a coroner source.

Now, the 38-year-old, 330-lb. woman is being held without bond on suspicion of murder in the L.A. County Jail.

"Don't tell me she didn't realize what a repulsive and terrifying sight she was," says Detective Robert Cannon. "And she knew that her husband Marcus suffered from a heart condition.

"As far as I'm concerned, this was a cleverly planned, premeditated murder."

Cannon says Marcus' corpse had a look of terror frozen on its face.

"She might just as well have shot him -- the spectacle was that devastating," Cannon told reporters in Los Angeles.

"When we arrived at the scene after she called 911, the victim was flat on his back on the floor in their living room with his eyes bugged out like golf balls.

"Clearly he had seen something that no man was meant to see.

"And when we heard his wife sobbing in the kitchen and walked in to investigate, we knew what that 'something' was. Good God -- I thought my wife's sister was bad.

"I just about lost my lunch when I saw that blubbery butt and cottage cheese thighs.

"I said, 'Ma'am, I know this is a difficult time for you, but I've got to ask you to put on some clothes.' She waddled into her bedroom and covered herself up with a terry cloth bathrobe.

"She said, 'I wanted to do something special for our eighth wedding anniversary. I wanted to be sexy for him in my new thong.' "

A coroner confirmed that Marcus, 33, who had a history of heart disease, "suffered cardiac arrest resulting from the visual shock of seeing his wife in thong panties."

Sarah Martin, who doesn't have a tooth in her head, admits that she "may have come on a little strong" by bouncing out of their bedroom dressed in the panties and one of his white, button- down shirts, when he walked in the door after work.

"We haven't had sex since I gained all that weight after our wedding night," she sobbed to a detective. "I wanted to make him happy."

Friends of the dead man say sex with his wife was the last thing Martin had on his mind.

"He told me that she was pretty hot before they got married," says one pal who asked that his name not be used. "But once she got a ring on her finger, all she wanted to do was stuff her face.

"Not only did she pork up like a hippo, all of her teeth fell out. She's got one of those mustaches that middle-aged women in their 40s get, too -- and she's only 29."

Sarah, who insists the death was an accident, says she video-taped her "surprise" so she and her hubby could relive the magical moment. But cops believe she knew what she was doing and call it "a calculated, coldblooded killing."

nightstogether
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rm_ctegrl2005 50F
10 posts
5/15/2005 8:47 am

i hope this is a joke...right??


seekingfun669 68M

5/15/2005 9:13 am

Obviously the police mistook incredible excitment for fright. Breathes there a man with a soul so dead that he can't appreciate a Big woman? If I saw her my cock would probabily drain all the blood from my brain and I'd pass out. The poor man had a bad heart and the excitement was just to much for him. She can contact me here and I'll make sure she has all the sex she can handle.


rm_ChiChi2727 47F

5/15/2005 9:19 am

Oh come on now, that's just wrong...


hourglasses 47F

5/15/2005 10:19 am

So what exactly was your point in posting that? I know its perfectly acceptable to make fun of us, but really what's the point?


nightstogether 56M

5/15/2005 2:19 pm

hourglasses: The point in posting the article was that it is my blog. I found it amusing. I post things that I find amusing in my blog.

Looking at the pictures on your profile I wouldn't have classed you as anything close to the descriptions in that particular article, so I don't think you need worry that my personal thoughts, in my personal blog were aimed at you.

Okay?

(sent by mail too, in case this comment doesn't stick).

nightstogether
private-intellectual (.de)


elizaxxxxxbeth 54F

5/15/2005 8:37 pm

I took it as it was intended, a humorous article, not a slam on BBW's, as I have read your blog and find you very articulate and accepting.

BBW, just call me Big Red


scorpinetta 44F
3 posts
5/15/2005 9:02 pm

Holy Blog Crazed Humanoid! We all realize that this is a vessel with which to phrase your OWN personal thoughts and your OWN ridiculous desires. It is yours. We get it. Now, get on with it!


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