nightstalker172 36M
1646 posts
8/22/2006 12:44 am

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Today my father needed me to help him with this tree that fell down in the neighbor's yard at one of his rentals houses...this is what Ive been doing all week. Its a cottonwood tree and its FREAKING huge. Well we needed some heavy equipment to cut up the base. Well after the bulk of the tree was cut up into sections dad cut those sections into smaller more managable pieces to load into the truck to haul away. As I am picking up peices my dad is cutting. He stands up and apparetly didnt notice I was behind him and he fucking clipped me in the back of the leg with the chainsaw. THANKFULLY the blade wasnt spinning but the saw was running. Gave me just a small cut nothing to be conserned about but WTFing HELL! Oh but thats not the worst of it..Later about 15 mins later He hits me on the top of the head with the side of the blade. Now Im trying to control my temper because after all hes my father. So I told him to go work on the other side of the tree (though it was more like "get on the other FUCKING SIDE" )

When Dad and I work together there is no room for error if either of us fuck up the one will get down the others throat about it...But god damn it...hes always hitting me with things...and half the time I think its subconsiously on purpose but who knows really.

NickRules999 39M
9462 posts
8/22/2006 4:08 pm

I once got my finger sliced open with a chainsaw blade. Luckily, the damn thing wasn't running. My stepdad, Kevin (big surprise), was trying to cut down some branches, lost is balance, and hit my finger. I felt something hit me, thought it was debris. But nope, it was a fucking chainsaw blade.

My stepfather, who was in the military, took me to the army hospital at Ft Lewis (this was when I was living in Lakewood), and I had to wait five hours before I got stitched up.

And now....the funny part.

I get home, check the mail, and I find out I was selected for jury duty. It was a hell of a day.

Come into my realm! You aren't afraid...are you?

popmuse01 35F

8/22/2006 10:01 pm

Geez!!! If he's gonna be operating a bleeping chainsaw, he should watch out where he's swinging that thing! He should know that it does have the tendency to take a life out...sheesh...and people wonder why we have all those warning labels!

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themisskrissy 56F
2302 posts
8/23/2006 1:22 pm

ah the loving bonds of FAMILY!!!! ARRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH

Virtue Alone Ennobles

nightstalker172 36M
1258 posts
8/24/2006 12:10 pm

Nick - Well my isnt like that He and I do stuff together and we get along fine except when we work together. He never listens to me and when I end up being right I get frustrated because if we had done it my way we wouldnt have wasted an hour.

popmuse - Well my dad is clumsy what can I say. But his health isnt the best either so...I just have to stay clear of him when hes useing any kind of cutting tool...he's also almost hit me in the thigh with a skill saw before kicked back on him...not cool..

Spunky - Yea he and I working together it doesnt go so well most of the time. There is rarely a time that we dont argue about something. Like when he decides to go talk to the tenet and leave me to do everything myself...

Krissy - yea arent they GREAT!

8321 posts
8/24/2006 2:14 pm

I'd hope he's not subconsciously trying to kill you, bro.

Perhaps I was too harsh before.

Olive Garden doesn't sounds so bad when you could be unknowingly be on your father's hit list.



"My every move is a calculated step, to bring me closer to embrace an early death." -Tupac Shakur

MissAnnThrope 56F
11488 posts
8/25/2006 5:11 pm

You know, for Christmas or his birthday, you need to get him a Leatherface mask as a joke. When he opens it, tell him if he's going to attack you with a chainsaw again, he has to wear the mask.

SensuousWoman3 55F
3106 posts
10/1/2006 8:13 am

I am glad you weren't seriously injured. In the meantime, I am laughing my ass off, I know I shouldn't be, but I am. Gees, I forgot how much I enjoyed your blog.

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