Mother's day/birthday  

nightstalker172 36M
1646 posts
5/14/2006 1:18 am

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Mother's day/birthday

It was my mother's birthday yesterday and mother's day is today woot...Typically my sister and I will take her out to dinner which we did we also took my grandmother too who is 81 years young...and my mother is 52 years young now...Then of course my mom will have a big party at their church for today so...Anyway funny and yet sick little story...we were in wal-mart yesterday like our whole family (I like to go there for DVDs they are cheap and sometimes you can find off the wall stuff and I get my whey protein from there) Anyway I met up with both my parents....and my dad says 'Well I cant seem to find anything to give to you for your birthday' I blurted out 'dont worry dad you can GIVE it to her at home' My mom of course just starts laughing but my dad hes the prude and just gives that shocked look and me...I threw up in my mouth.. ..just a little bit..after realizing what I just said...sigh....good times good times. Oh yea the place was PACKED and about 20 other people heard me some looked in disgust others giggled.

At least I didnt say that the blue pills are on the other side of the store Why do I do that to myself.

rm_yukonpaul 51M
1120 posts
5/14/2006 3:14 am

If I ever said that to my parents, it would have been my mom that would have been uncomfortable. My dad introduced me to the 'Benny Hill Show', a classic British comedy show with many sexy women in it!

NickRules999 39M
9462 posts
5/14/2006 10:29 am


Come into my realm! You aren't afraid...are you?

Hippink 35F
4499 posts
5/14/2006 10:52 am

Parents have sex???
At least I know mine don't. They divorced years ago. Course, my dad is re-married and I now have a 3 year old sister. It's not cuz he had SEX, though. A stork brought my sister, right? Oh PLEASE, don't tell me my dad had sex!

Ugh... I must be quite immature still. I definitely don't want to EVER be shown any evidence that my parents might be having sex.

I can talk that way with my step-mother, cuz she's only 10 years older than me, but ewwwwwwwwwww, don't wanna know about her having sex with my Dad.
Hippie XXX

nightstalker172 36M
1258 posts
5/14/2006 11:21 am

Paul - Yea its odd that a man be all embarassed about it..My dad has changed in demeanor ever since he had his tumor on his brain removed...he doesnt produce testostrone like he should and has to take injections....but I think its made him a bit womanly since...I think thats why hes gets embarassed so easily he never used to...its kinda weird

Hippie - You ARE the evidence Just remember that everytime you look in th mirror

themisskrissy 56F
2302 posts
5/14/2006 11:36 am

night hun, you black sheep you!!! somebody has to shake the folks up once in a while....

Virtue Alone Ennobles

flagg134 36M
1582 posts
5/14/2006 2:53 pm

Eugh not a thought I wanted planted in my head but funny as hell given where you said that.


Hippink 35F
4499 posts
5/14/2006 6:56 pm

Ugh. Hey, my son is only 4... he won't be grossed out by me having sex for at least a couple more years yet.
He keeps walking in on us... I give him candy and turn on his favorite cartoons, tell him we'll be back in a few minutes... and he almost always interrupts us. We'll have to cut that out very VERY soon.
Crap. Thanks for ruining my day.

Hippie XXX

MissAnnThrope 56F
11488 posts
5/14/2006 10:30 pm

You do it to get a rise out of them, don't you?

Hey, I did this to a friend once. Stop me if I've told you this one already. You might want to keep it in mind if you want to embarass a friend in CostCo... I picked up a 40 pack of Trojans, a 5 gallon tub of Crisco and with many people around announced in a very loud voice, "OK, (her name)! I've got everything we need for the orgy tonight!"

I almost had to walk home.

nightstalker172 36M
1258 posts
5/15/2006 12:13 am

Missann - Are you kidding me....its payback more than anything else..all the embarrassing crap they do to me...Though I did joke with my dad about viagra one time...and he really got angery..He looked like he was gonna knock me silly My mom isnt bothered by it half as much as my dad... and yea you did tell me that one ...something I would have done too only with my friends..I WOULD have walked home

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