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Joke of the day
Joke of the day
A man's boat capsizes in the middle of the ocean. He washes up on a deserted island with nothing but the clothes on his back. He builds a small shelter and finds food and water, but he misses civilization more with each passing day.
While walking on the beach one day, he sees a beautiful woman emerge from the ocean wearing a scuba tank and a wetsuit. She says, "You look like you could use a smoke." She unzips a pocket on one arm of her wetsuit, pulls a Cuban cigar from inside, and hands it to the man. The man smokes slowly, and tells her that it is the finest cigar that he has ever smoked.
"How about a drink?" the woman asks. She unzips another pocket, reaches in, and pulls out a small flask. "It's a 17-year-old, single malt scotch, aged in oak," the woman tells him. The man is almost beside himself with joy as he sips the drink.
The woman then begins unzipping the front of her wetsuit. "Want to play around?" she asks.
"Jesus Christ!" the man says. "You have a set of golf clubs in there too?"
Courtesy of Ebaums World
I know its not extremly funny but it got alittle chuckle out of me.
6/4/2006 9:31 am
Sheesh. I swear, it does seem that men forget all about sex sometimes.|
When did sports overcome sex???
Perhaps it's because of all the "work" they have to do to get a woman to want to have sex with them in the first place?
Sports require nothing but the right equipment and a place to play.
For men, sex requires not much more than the right equipment & a place to play... but for women, there's all these obstacles men have to overcome, and the rules keep on changing. Golf is simple. CIVILIZED. (ie: Controlled).
Just good ol' healthy straight-foward, no-head-games competition.
Leave it to me to make a simple joke turn into a philosophical discussion over the difference between the sexes.
Have fun, play safe!