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5/30/2006 8:14 pm
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> The teacher asked a student, "Michael, if you were on a date, having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the rest room," the teacher asked.
> "Just a minute, I have to go pee", he said. The teacher replied, "That would be rude and impolite.
> What about you Paul, how would you say it? I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom, I'll be right back."
> The teacher responded, "That's better, but it's still not very mannerly to say the word 'bathroom' at the table.
> And you Johnny, are you able to use your intelligence for once and show us your good manners."
> I would say: "Darling, may I please be excused for a moment, I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to meet after dinner.

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