ok...the difference between men and women is...  

nietchze 43M
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11/7/2005 8:36 pm

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ok...the difference between men and women is...

You chicks are just fuggin twisted....

Thursday, November 03, 2005
By Rebekah Scott, Pittsburgh Post-Gazette

"Male bonding" is taking on new meaning in Westmoreland County this week, where a Murrysville woman is on trial for using Super Glue to stick it to her ex-boyfriend.

Court papers say Kenneth Slaby of Pittsburgh and Gail O'Toole of Murrysville dated through most of 1999, but the couple broke up just before Christmas.

Mr. Slaby found another love interest, but Ms. O'Toole continued to phone, the lawsuit says. The pair resumed dating in early May 2000.

The evening of May 7, Mr. Slaby took a nap at Ms. O'Toole's home.

He woke "to a strong burning sensation" in his genital area and found red and blue nail polish poured in his hair, the suit says. Glue had been used on his private parts and an unflattering comment had been painted in nail polish on his back.

The suit says Ms. O'Toole took away the man's keys and clothing and told him she'd planned the attack since their breakup months earlier.

OK...what the fuckity fuck fuck...Jesuz H Christ on a stick. Now I don't know how sound a sleeper you all are, but I think I would have woken up during the whole gluing-of-the-nut-sack thing. And the fact that there is no way he would have been naked, unless she fucked him. So this crazy bitch invited the dude over, fucks him, waits for him to fall asleep, then glues his nuts to his stomach?!?! And takes his fucking keys?!?! What the fuck is wrong with you?!? I mean seriously, if whatever he did that was so horrible that he deserved this, why would you even see him again? Just kick his ass to the curb or something. But I'm sure our handy dandy justice system took care of her....

Mr. Slaby walked about a mile to a Sheetz convenience store, where he met a Murrysville police officer. He was taken to Forbes Regional Hospital for treatment.

This dude walked a mile with his nuts glued to himself

In June 2000, Ms. O'Toole pleaded guilty to misdemeanor assault and served six months' probation.

six months?

OK..if this was a dude who glued a chicks snapper shut, and made her walk naked to a convenince store...he would be going away to a federal pound-you-in-the-ass-prison for a LOOOOoong time. We're talking sexual assault, assault with intent, being an asshole, disorderly conduct and about half a dozen misdemeanors. And this chick gets six fucking months probabtion?
I don't wanna ever hear another chick bitching about this dumb ass societal double standard ever again, cause the door swings both ways sister.

Mr. Slaby filed the civil suit the following September, alleging battery, assault, and intentional infliction of emotional distress. Mr. Slaby wants at least $30,000 in damages for each of the three counts. Opening arguments are expected today before Judge Gary Caruso.

Look...I have 50 bucks says this guy is a total douche bag. He very well might have treated her like shit. Hell..he might have fucked her sister and her best friend, spent all her money and wrecked her car drunk. But 6 months?!?! Since when is "...well, he was a douche-bag your honor..." an acceptable defense? And what the fuck is wrong with you if you plan this for months? Jesus christ...I say lock her ass up just to get her stupid ass of the street.

You know what the difference between women and Charles Manson is?

Charles has the common fucking courtesy to let you know that he's a complete fucking psycho right from the start.

MissAnnThrope 56F
11488 posts
11/8/2005 12:52 am

Son, you've never heard the expression, "Hell hath no fury as a woman scorned"?

Now, nail polish, hey, we've all gotten it in our hair. Well, those of us with long hair who wear nail polish, that is. Nail polish remover gets it right out. It also gets it off the skin. It's also what you're supposed to use when the Super Glue tube explodes and glues your hands to whatever. Now, gluing her vagina shut really wouldn't work, as you pretty much need a dry surface for glue to work.

You seem to be missing she was charged with misdemeanor assault. He could have insisted she be charged with something else. So, while she really should have been handed over for psychiatric evaluation, she got a sentence fitting the charge.

Now, as far as the lawsuit goes, normally in a civil suit, you have to prove that the injuries caused you to lose money. In most cases. He's not going to get the payout he wants. I think he's a dumbass for going ahead with the suit as now, people are going to be saying to him, "hey, you're the guy whose girlfriend glued his balls to his belly." Then the people who say that will snicker at him.

I can see him getting money for the emotional distress, maybe the assault. But he needs to look up the definition of the word battery. The act of beating or pounding.

So, how close to this town are you? I bet you can get a date with her... *runs*

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