helpful hint...  

nietchze 43M
195 posts
8/8/2005 2:46 am

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helpful hint...


Another window into the mind of a guy for those of you that didn't already know this. I thought this was common knowledge but a comment made in chat recently inspired me to clarify this for those females who find our behavior inexplicable and sometimes down right weird. Our erections control us, not the other way around. I MUST GET LAID .... (in your best mono-tone zombie voice).
Try to remember the horniest you have ever been ladies. I mean soaking wet " I gotta get laid RIGHT NOW" kind of turned on. Imagine how turned on you were as you were ripping your clothes off the last time that happened, the anticipation and all that shit. That feeling right there is what it's like to be a guy EVERY minute of EVERY day from age 13 till late mid to late 30's or so. I MUST GET LAID. I mean I still can't sleep on my stomach, because I know if I do I'll be waking up when my morning wood is getting bent in half. The idea that men overcome this is just wrong, we just learn to multi-task. 25% of our thought is thinking about shagging you, 25% is thinking about not staring at your boobs, about 5-10% actually talking about whatever, and the rest imagining a threesome with you and your sister.
I think (and I have absolutely no clinical evidence to prove this so don't post comments flaming me with insults from the medical professionals, ok?) that while men certainly don't have an acute chemical imbalance once a month like women, or PMS, what we go through is more spread out. Testosterone is a mother fucker I'm telling you I MUST GET LAID.....It's like a white noise that's ALWAYS there. Ever seen a Parent with her kid in the store, and the child is screaming it's head off because it wants coco-puffs and the parent has that tuned out look? As if they can't even hear the kid scream, it's like that. For twenty plus years we have to listen to a spoiled rotten kid in our heads screaming "BUT I DON'T WANNA GO TO WORK.... I WANNNNA GET SOME AASSSSS! WHAAAAHHH!". And we walk around with blank expressions pretending not to hear him. Why do guys act like spastic sex- obsessed retards around age 18? We don't have the experience to know how to ignore 'the voice'. I MUST GET LAID.....
Then the 20's when we learn to pretend as if we don't want to screw. We ask about what you do as if we actually care. All the while the screaming kid is yelling " GRAB HER TITS! ACCIDENTALLY BRUSH YOUR HAND AGAINST HER ASS! I MUST GET LAID!! ARGGHGGGGHHHH!!" But we just nod our heads and make the " Oh really, that's interesting " face. And then there's the 30's, where the wife is to tired to bang, and the kids would just interrupt anyway. So you drown 'the voice' out by listening to John Madden instead.
He's always there...I MUST GET LAID. And he never shuts up, EVER. Half of what a man does or says is to make himself more attractive to females so that he might get to fuck more. The other half of what we do or say is to distract us from the fact we're not.

justsayhi2005 51F

8/8/2005 1:48 pm

LMAO!!! Niet, this is all fine and dandy but just like the other voices in your head, keep it in your head!!!! And women are horny too ya know, especially perimenopausal women whose testosterone levels are fighting with their estrogen levels. LOL


MissAnnThrope 56F
11488 posts
8/8/2005 6:11 pm

"Try to remember the horniest you have ever been ladies. I mean soaking wet " I gotta get laid RIGHT NOW" kind of turned on. Imagine how turned on you were as you were ripping your clothes off the last time that happened, the anticipation and all that shit."

I know that feeling, son. However, it has to be controlled, as the ripping off of my clothes gets men screaming at me to put them back on, they've suddenly remembered they're gay. Then again, there was that incident that got me the island vacation... Riker's Island, that is, but we won't talk about that.


rm_MrDark71 46M
14 posts
8/8/2005 6:35 pm

um... at all three of you!


nietchze 43M

8/9/2005 8:50 am

LMFAO...RIKER'S ISLAND!! ahhhh .... i love you mom...


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