Time to dump some Clorox in the shallow end of the gene pool I say...  

nietchze 43M
195 posts
10/6/2005 7:45 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Time to dump some Clorox in the shallow end of the gene pool I say...

A Pennsylvania man, scheduled for a hearing on drug charges, decided he couldn't wait – and sparked up in the courthouse bathroom, police say.
OK, two guesses as too why this fuggin brain surgeon was caught in the first place. I've smoked my share, and I've never had any that was so good I couldn't wait until I wasn't in a building full of cops. Like why the fuck couldn't you at least walk outside?
Luzerne County (search) Deputy Sheriff Ryan Maye told the Times-Leader of Wilkes-Barre, Pa., that he first heard the rustle of a plastic baggie coming from the next stall at about 10:45 a.m. EDT Tuesday.

10:45?!?! In 15 minutes you have to be before a judge, or at least waiting in a court room, and you wan to bake NOW?
Then Maye heard the sound of a lighter being struck. Within seconds, the smell of roasting marijuana filled the men's room of the magnificent neo-classical Luzerne County Courthouse in Wilkes-Barre.

"I banged on the door and ordered him to come out," Maye told the paper.

From the stall emerged a sheepish Nickolai Cinchock, 32, who was due for an 11 a.m. hearing on a recent arrest of theft and drug charges. Cinchock was tucking a pipe back into his pocket, according to Maye.

Maye and another deputy patted Cinchock down and found, in addition to marijuana, two containers with 49 Xanax (search) pills inside.

OK, if you have 49 xanax and you STILL need something to take the edge off, I suggest you quit with the coy bullshit and go straight to the heroine derivatives section.

Since all parties involved were already in the courthouse, the arraignment didn't take long, and Cinchock was sent to the Luzerne County Correctional Facility down the street pending $1,000 bail.

You know sometimes, on occasion, I feel bad for cops. Nobody joins the police force with this in mind. We've all seen Knight Rider, or Starsky and Hutch or NYPD Blue or whatever. So have these guys. They want to do some real police work, not drag potheads of the shitter while they shake out this mornings Starbucks, waiting to go to court to haggle with some bitch about her speeding ticket.

WNYCalienteCpl 41M/34F

10/6/2005 9:14 pm

wow, what a freakin moron....in the wilder days of youth have smoked up quite a few bathrooms but a courthouse is just plain stupid... even if he didnt get caught in the act im sure the bailiff or one of the other court officers would have smelled him or noticed his bright red eyes in court....

MissAnnThrope 56F
11488 posts
10/7/2005 12:19 am

I can't believe this guy was so stupid. This is beyond stupid. This is you deserve to be removed from the gene pool stupid. This is I hope he never breeds stupid.

rm_MrDark71 46M
14 posts
10/8/2005 10:50 am

hahahahahahahahahahahaha.....fuckin moron...great point about taking one of the 49 Xanax to "take the edge off"-ROTFLMFAO. Although interesting side story....a friend of mine was unfortunately apprehended during a minor joint smoking episode and was being processed at the booking place in our towns lovely and friendly police headquarters. I'm being sincere and not sarcastic. My experience was laced with pleasantries and coutesy even though I was just arrested after my house was raided. Anyhoo..my friend was wearing a jacket that during his "stay" was never checked. His lf breastpocket contained the remainder of the evenings party favors and was(to him) clearly detectible via the nose. So he requested "may I take my coat off while I sit here and be processed?". With a comforting positive response my friend removed the jacket and folded it up on itself and placed it on a bench (I think). After a briefing in the interrogation room and trips to the fingerprinting and mugshot kiosks my friend was escorted back to the room were we calmly collected his jacket and was escorted out by his parents. I remember him saying "all I wanted to do was make sure I'd have something to smoke after all this". To my friend and longtime bud -funny inquistive glance with headtilt???- Thanks for all the fun times even though we both had our bad moments

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