First rant  

nietchze 43M
195 posts
8/4/2005 9:24 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

First rant


For men, A FF is the metaphorical sexual lotto. Just buy a ticket and you could win more money than you could ever spend. Pay a subscription and within 5 minutes you will find out that all the women in your neighborhood are actually wanton sluts with a lust for anal sex.Sounds to good to be true, well that's cause it is. Some people do get fucked don't get me wrong, but don't expect to much too soon.
Best place is in the chat rooms, most women get more email than they could read in a month everyday, so cut the coy email and wink bullshit and just go talk to them. While in the rooms follow these rules I came up with after 7 years and you'll be allright. Don't follow them and get used to having callous hands numbnuts. But hey you paid your 50 bucks, so go ahead and go into a chat room and announce "which bitch wants to suck me off" and wait for all your neighbors to come running with a tube of astroglide.

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